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Eminem - Without Me
 
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iTunes: http://smarturl.it/WithoutMe Amazon: http://smarturl.it/WithoutMeAmz Google Play: http://smarturl.it/WithoutMeGP Playlist Best of Eminem: https://goo.gl/AquNpo Subscribe for more: https://goo.gl/DxCrDV Music video by Eminem performing Without Me. (C) 2002 Aftermath Records
Views: 654296855 EminemVEVO
oh whats this, its smell like fish
 
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Girls Girls Girls
Views: 665 kree8tion
GIRLS! GIRLS! GIRLS!
 
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My first time getting to perform with the awesome GIRLS! GIRLS! GIRLS! Show. This is the show's 5th year, and the theme was Confessions. My confession is that I hate children and think if we changed their books, I might not hate them so much. You can't always see the book covers, which I photo shopped. The first is Goodnight Poon, then One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish And I'm Drunk, then Franklin goes to work at a Sweatshop, followed by Clifford's a Racist, Love You forever Unless you fuck with my car, and The Bernstein Bears have an Abortion, and finally Pocahontas: Kidnapped, Raped, and has a Painful Death.
Views: 257 Cara Lytwyn
Afroman - Crazy Rap
 
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Music video by Afroman performing Crazy Rap. (C) 2001 Universal Records, a Division of UMG Recordings, Inc.
Views: 26350534 AfromanVEVO
Girls Night
 
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At first we were playing a game where we had to keep a straight face without laughing, and dance our bodies around. But we kept laughing. And the rest of the video is just us fucking around. Its pretty long.
Views: 63 chell tran
Tortoise having sex with a shoe, squeaking.
 
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toby the tortoise gets RANDY
Views: 6687698 Hannah
monkey fuck in a car
 
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very funny
Views: 25711 pipirox
wannabe
 
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randy was in the fucking zone doing the dance
Views: 572 Naruto006812
opening party - NYC drunk girl
 
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This super strange girl crashed this opening on the Upper East Side & caused a major ruckus. She eventually got thrown out but it was fucking hysterical to watch. Supposedly, her name is suzie cocktail.
Views: 1458 fashionlady1980
gypsy bigest whoreS
 
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Views: 2783 shitlist1000
Reel Big Fish - Fuck Off Song
 
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Tradução de Fuck Off Song feita por mim :p
Views: 204426 Danilo Lins
Stupid drunk girls
 
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Views: 13883 lweibelt81
mish swallows fish
 
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there once was a cute fish.....it was a happee fish until ASAIN!!!!! came along and swallowed the fish hahahaha...im sorry mr.fishy :(
Views: 1702 jen3811
Avenged Sevenfold - A Little Piece Of Heaven [Official Music Video]
 
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GET HAIL TO THE KING: DEATHBAT MOBILE GAME TODAY Buy for iOS: http://appstore.com/deathbatgame Buy on Google Play: http://bit.ly/DBGandroid Learn more at http://deathbatgame.com Download Avenged Sevenfold's latest album and past albums at http://smarturl.it/itunesa7x. Visit http://avengedsevenfold.com for tour dates, news and merch. Subscribe to more new music on Youtube- http://bit.ly/YbmcT8 Facebook- http://on.fb.me/11J5jHK Twitter- http://bit.ly/XPOa8S Spotify: http://bit.ly/1hA3xR0 Soundcloud- http://bit.ly/XbNzNz Tumblr- http://bit.ly/QjSxIj Instagram- http://bit.ly/11Jn5dZ Tour Dates- http://bit.ly/dCSBaa "A Little Piece of Heaven" Lyrics: Before the story begins, is it such a sin, for me to take what's mine, until the end of time We were more than friends, before the story ends, And I will take what's mine, create what God would never design Our love had been so strong for far too long, I was weak with fear that something would go wrong, before the possibilities came true, I took all possibility from you Almost laughed myself to tears(hahaha) conjuring her deepest fears (come here you fucking bitch) Must have stabbed her fifty fucking times, I can't believe it, Ripped her heart out right before her eyes, Eyes over easy, eat it eat it eat it She was never this good in bed even when she was sleepin' now she's just so perfect I've never been quite so fucking deep in it goes on and on and on, I can keep you lookin' young and preserved forever, with a fountain to spray on your youth whenever 'Cause I really always knew that my little crime would be cold that's why I got a heater for your thighs and I know, I know it's not your time but bye, bye and a word to the wise when the fire dies you think it's over but it's just begun baby don't cry You had my heart, at least for the most part 'cause everybody's gotta die sometime, we fell apart let's make a new start 'cause everybody's gotta die sometime yeah but baby don't cry Now possibilities I'd never considered, are occurring the likes of which I'd never heard, Now an angry soul comes back from beyond the grave, to repossess a body with which I'd misbehaved Smiling right from ear to ear Almost laughed herself to tears Must have stabbed him fifty fucking times I can't believe it Ripped his heart out right before his eyes Eyes over easy Eat it eat it eat it Now that it's done I realize the error of my ways I must venture back to apologize from somewhere far beyond the grave I gotta make up for what I've done 'Cause I was all up in a piece of heaven while you burned in hell, no peace forever 'Cause I really always knew that my little crime would be cold that's why I got a heater for your thighs and I know, I know it's not your time but bye, bye and a word to the wise when the fire dies you think it's over but it's just begun but baby don't cry You had my heart, at least for the most part 'Cause everybody's gotta die sometime, We fell apart Let's make a new start 'Cause everybody's gotta die sometime yeah But baby don't cry I will suffer for so long (What will you do, not long enough) To make it up to you (I pray to God that you do) I'll do whatever you want me to do (Well then I'll grant you a chance) And if it's not enough (If it's not enough, If it's not enough) If it's not enough (Not enough) Try again (Try again) And again (And again) Over and over again (Over and over again) We're coming back, coming back We'll live forever, live forever Let's have a wedding, have a wedding Let's start the killing, start the killing Do you take this man in death for the rest of your unnatural life? (Yes, I do.) Do you take this woman in death for the rest of your unnatural life? (I do.) I now pronounce you... 'Cause I really always knew that my little crime would be cold that's why I got a heater for your thighs and I know, I know it's not your time but bye, bye And a word to the wise when the fire dies you think it's over but it's just begun but baby don't cry You had my heart, at least for the most part 'Cause everybody's gotta die sometime, we fell apart Let's make a new start 'Cause everybody's gotta die sometime yeah But baby don't cry
Views: 80490498 Avenged Sevenfold
two girls battling it off in booty dancing(hardcore)
 
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wow i never new bootys could bounce that fast and niceee
Views: 511 flygurlquanna
Jessica's "Daily Affirmation"
 
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Jessica has a day where she's feeling ... really good about her life. ++++FAQ for this video ++++ Q: How old was Jess at the time of the video? A: She'd turned 4 about 6 weeks before the video was shot. Q: How old is she now? A: Depends on when you're reading this, but she was born in late October of 1997. Q: What does she say at the beginning? A: Though some claim they hear the word "assert" - as in assertive - she's actually saying I can be a "shark" - but it sounds like "sark" because she was incapable of making "sh" sounds at this time. Q: Are you sure she's not saying "I can be a SARK?" Her daily affirmations are consistent with the teachings of the author SARK. A: This is an interesting coincidence, but a coincidence nonetheless. Q: Does she say, "I like my 'elephants'?" A: More than one person has thought that, but she's actually saying I like my "Allisons." Allison is her aunt. Q: Does Jess have more than one mom? She says I like my "moms." A: No, she just has one mom and one dad (me.) For some reason she was "pluralizing" several things in her "like list." That's why she says "Allisons" and "cousins" (she only has one.) Q: What does she say at the 22 second mark? A: I really don't know, though I do have a theory now: this video was taken right around Christmas-time, and it ALMOST sounds like she's saying "I like my presents." So that's what I think it is - but I could be wrong. Q: Did she do this affirmation every day? A. Yes, until the age of seven. ... Just kidding. :-) I think this was a day when the video camera was out, so there was an element of "putting on a show" - but Jessica still meant every word. Though she may have been hamming it up a bit, she was sincere in the things she was saying. Q: Did you teach her that she could "anything better than anyone?" Isn't that a little wrong? A: Some people have had an issue with her saying this, but it's not something that we taught her. And I've never seen her (even all these years later) say anything like this to anyone. I suspect it was probably the expression of some inner confidence that she just happened to express outwardly on this one particular day. VIDEO MILESTONES (for the inquiries I've received): - 6/16/09: video is uploaded - 5/1/10: less than 5,000 views - 5/21/10: views hit 1,000,000 - 5/26/10: views hit 2,000,000 - 6/16/10: views hit 3,000,000 - 8/20/10: views hit 4,000,000 - 10/15/10: views hit 5,000,000 - 12/22/10: views hit 6,000,000 - 2/24/11: views hit 7,000,000 - 6/20/11: views hit 8,000,000 - 11/08/11: views hit 9,000,000 - 3/08/12: views hit 10,000,000 - 8/10/12 views hit 11,000,000 - 12/20/12 views hit 12,000,000 - 1/10/14 views hit 14,000,000
Views: 19924701 dmchatster
2 girls 1 cup DUCK'S reaction
 
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My reaction on 2 girls 1 cup:1.)gross 2.)fucking gross 3.)SUPER FUCKING GROSS follow me on twitter: http://www.twitter.com/DJDUCKERTV
blink-182 - First Date
 
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Listen to more from Blink-182: https://lnk.to/Blink182 Discover more about this classic song and the Take Off Your Pants And Jacket album here: https://www.udiscovermusic.com/stories/rediscover-take-off-your-pants-and-jacket Stream a playlist of their biggest tracks: http://playlists.udiscovermusic.com/playlist/blink-182-best-of-1 Experience Blink-182 on Vinyl LP: https://lnk.to/Blink182Store Follow Blink-182 https://en-gb.facebook.com/blink182/ https://twitter.com/blink182 https://www.instagram.com/blink182/ https://www.blink182.com/ Music video by blink-182 performing First Date. (C) 2001 Geffen Records
Views: 122599707 blink182VEVO
The KAT who swallowed a FISH
 
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people in recovery have more fun than normal people.
Views: 4750 14nikkid
OH MY FUCKING GOD!! HOT GIRLS!!
 
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YOUTUBE DELETED CHUCKYPUTH'S AND TIMOTHYDELAGHETTO2'S ACCOUNT! http://youtube.com/chuckyputh http://youtube.com/timothydelaghetto2 BOYCOTT YOUTUBE!!!
Views: 1279 iLOVEdrawnTOGETHER
OMG WHO THE HELL CARES!
 
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Sublime - Wrong Way
 
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Best of Sublime: https://goo.gl/ezcuWG Subscribe here: https://goo.gl/iM5Nz1 Music video by Sublime performing Wrong Way. (C) 1996 Geffen Records
Views: 25082837 SublimeVEVO
Fergie - Fergalicious
 
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Playlist Best of Fergie https://goo.gl/5ZWDGg Subscribe for more https://goo.gl/M5LCMy Music video by Fergie performing Fergalicious. (C) 2006 A&M Records
Views: 152533990 FergieVEVO
Foot Eating Fish
 
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we were at this onsen in tokyo and in a room they had these fish that ate at the dead skin on your feet. It felt fucking nuts! It was hella weird and scary but then there was this like 5 year old japanese girl who was all chill about it so i had to man up.
Views: 139 Dustin English
Shakira - Hips Don't Lie ft. Wyclef Jean
 
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Shakira's official music video for 'Hips Don't Lie'. Click to listen to Shakira on Spotify: http://smarturl.it/ShakiraSpot?IQid=ShakiraHDL As featured on Oral Fixation, Vol 1 & 2. Click to buy the track or album via iTunes: http://smarturl.it/OralFixation?IQid=ShakiraHDL Google Play: http://smarturl.it/HDLGPlay?IQid=ShakiraHDL Amazon: http://smarturl.it/OFAmazon?IQid=ShakiraHDL More from Shakira Waka Waka (This Time For Africa): https://youtu.be/pRpeEdMmmQ0 Loba: https://youtu.be/C7ssrLSheg4 La Tortura: https://youtu.be/Dsp_8Lm1eSk More great Global Hits videos here: http://smarturl.it/GlobalHits?IQid=ShakiraHDL Follow Shakira Website: http://www.shakira.com/home Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/shakira Twitter: https://twitter.com/shakira Instagram: https://instagram.com/shakira Tumblr: http://shakira.tumblr.com/ Subscribe to Shakira on YouTube: http://smarturl.it/ShakiraSub?IQid=ShakiraHDL --------- Lyrics: Ladies up in here tonight No fighting, no fighting We got the refugees up in here No fighting, no fighting Shakira, Shakira I never really knew that she could dance like this She makes a man wants to speak Spanish Como se llama (si), bonita (si), mi casa (si, Shakira Shakira), su casa Shakira, Shakira Oh baby when you talk like that You make a woman go mad So be wise and keep on Reading the signs of my body And I'm on tonight You know my hips don't lie And I'm starting to feel it's right All the attraction, the tension Don't you see baby, this is perfection
Views: 596059961 shakiraVEVO
Drop It Like It's Hot by Snoop Dogg ft. Pharrell | Interscope
 
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SUBSCRIBE: http://bit.ly/Vm6R25 [Intro] Snooooooooooop.. Snooooooooooop.. [Chorus - Snoop Dogg] When the pimp's in the crib ma Drop it like it's hot Drop it like it's hot Drop it like it's hot When the pigs try to get at ya Park it like it's hot Park it like it's hot Park it like it's hot And if a nigga get a attitude Pop it like it's hot Pop it like it's hot Pop it like it's hot I got the rolly on my arm and I'm pouring Chandon And I roll the best weed cause I got it going on [Verse - Pharrell Williams] Uh! I'm a nice dude, with some nice dreams See these ice cubes, see these Ice Creams? Eligible bachelor, million dollar boat That's whiter than what's spilling down your throat The Phantom, exterior like fish eggs The interior like suicide wrist red I can excercise you, this can be your Phys. Ed Cheat on your man ma, that's how you get ahizzead Killer wit the beat, I know killers in the street Wit the steel that'll make you feel like Chinchilla in the heat So don't try to run up on my ear talking all that raspy shit Trying to ask me shit When my niggaz fill ya vest they ain't gon pass me shit You should think about it, take a second Matter fact, you should take four B And think before you fuck wit lil skateboard P [Chorus] [Verse - Snoop Dogg] I'm a gangsta, but y'all knew that Da Big Bo$$ Dogg, yeah I had to do that I keep a blue flag hanging out my backside But only on the left side, yeah that's the Crip side Ain't no other way to play the game the way I play I cut so much you thought I was a DJ [scratches] ""two!"" - ""one!"" - ""yep, three!"" S-N double O-P, D-O double G I can't fake it, just break it, and when I take it See I specialize in making all the girls get naked So bring your friends, all of y'all come inside We got a world premiere right here, now get live! So don't change the dizzle, turn it up a little I got a living room full of fine dime brizzles Waiting on the Pizzle, the Dizzle and the Shizzle G's to the bizzack, now ladies here we gizzo [Chorus] [Verse - Snoop Dogg] I'm a Bad Boy, wit a lotta ho's Drive my own cars, and wear my own clothes I hang out tough, I'm a real Bo$$ Big Snoop Dogg, yeah he's so sharp On the TV screen and in the magazines If you play me close, you're on a red beam Oh you got a gun so you wanna pop back? AK47 now nigga, stop that! Cement shoes, now I'm on the move You're family's crying, now you on the news They can't find you, and now they miss you Must I remind you I'm only here to twist you Pistol whip you, dip you then flip you Then dance to this motherfucking music we crip to Subscribe nigga, get yo issue Baby come close, let me see how you get loose! [Chorus] [Outro] Snooooooooooop. Snooooooooooop.. About Interscope Geffen A&M Records: Combining the legacies of three of the most influential record labels in modern music history, Interscope Geffen A&M Records embarked on a new tradition of musical achievement with its unification on January 1, 1999. Headed by Chairman Jimmy Iovine, Interscope Geffen A&M is a major force in global music, developing chart- topping artists across a wide range of musical genres including rock, rap, pop and alternative. Interscope Geffen A&M Records is part of Universal Music Group, the world's largest music company. This is the official YouTube channel of Interscope. Connect with Interscope Online: Visit Interscope Website: http://bit.ly/UAUjqB Follow Interscope on Facebook: http://on.fb.me/WzHwSF Follow Interscope on Twitter: http://bit.ly/We2aLI Check Interscope Music Online: 50 Cent: http://bit.ly/T77ik9 OneRepublic: http://bit.ly/T77wYv Yeah Yeah Yeahs: http://bit.ly/YgdF3V will.i.am: http://bit.ly/Vm7Zmt Skylar Grey: http://bit.ly/14t9JBh Jessie Ware: http://bit.ly/TTErSe Drop It Like It's Hot by Snoop Dogg ft. Pharrell | Interscope http://www.youtube.com/user/InterscopeGeffenAM
Views: 77337476 Interscope Records
Break Up Mario ft Gucci Mane and Sean Garrett with lyrics
 
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An amazing song by Mario, Gucci Mane and Sean Garrett called "Break Up" got the lyrics right below! please rate and comment ... dunt forget to subscribe ( if you want ). enjoy the video lyrics: I love you But I don't think I can love you anymore When I kiss you so good Why would you wanna break up? When this lovin' is so good Why would you wanna break up? When I hit that so good Why would you wanna break up? When this feelin' is so good Why would you wanna break up? Lovin' you, lovin' you, lovin' you When I'm, when I'm lovin' you, lovin' you Why would you wanna break up? Do anythin' for you Why would you wanna break up? See, I been drivin' through your hood Why would you wanna break up? Now baby girl had dumped me, she no longer wants me I'm no longer hired, she said that I've been fired On to the next one, more fish in the sea Girls are like buses, miss one, next fifteen, one comin' Gucci Mane crazy and his ice game stuntin' Swag so stupid still the bitch straight dumped me Over, no more smokin' doja Baby girl went AWOL, she used to be my soulja Don't, don't I lace you with the Gucci? Don't, don't I deck you in the Louis? Don't, don't I make your earlobe freeze? Don't, don't when I dive, I dive deep? I know I be gone I know I be gone I know I be flirtin' with the girls I know I be Sayin' I'll be right back but take too long I know I be Sayin' I'll be faithful but I don't I know I be makin' you them promises Him breakin' your heart again Tellin' you she wasn't who she was Then we arguin' but baby I love you, oh Lovin' you, lovin' you, lovin' you When I'm, when I'm lovin' you, lovin' you Why would you wanna break up? Do anythin' for you Why would you wanna break up? See, I been drivin' through your hood Why would you wanna break up? Lovin' you, lovin' you, lovin' you When I'm, when I'm lovin' you, lovin' you Why would you wanna break up? Do anythin' for you Why would you wanna break up? See, I been drivin' through your hood Why would you wanna break up? You might be familiar but to me you're a model Everything that I ever seen in a model If you leavin', baby, don't leave me till tomorrow Tonight we gon' get a lil' tipsy with a bottle You gon' get me up, I'ma take 'em down I'ma change my ways, we can work it out Girl, I wouldn't be the same If you was with somebody else Girl, it wouldn't be the same If I was with somebody else I know I made mistakes before Promise you won't get hurt no more I got what you like and you know Once you lay down, it's on Lovin' you, lovin' you, lovin' you When I'm, when I'm lovin' you, lovin' you Why would you wanna break up? Do anythin' for you Why would you wanna break up? See, I been drivin' through your hood Why would you wanna break up? Lovin' you, lovin' you, lovin' you When I'm, when I'm lovin' you, lovin' you Why would you wanna break up? Do anythin' for you Why would you wanna break up? See, I been drivin' through your hood Why would you wanna break up? Why you wanna leave me? You should wanna tease me Bein' Icy ain't easy, I make it look easy Used to cover ya belly, let ya rock Louis Now it's fuck shorty, I don't like Gucci Lovin' you, lovin' you, lovin' you When I'm, when I'm lovin' you, lovin' you Why would you wanna break up? Do anythin' for you Why would you wanna break up? See, I been drivin' through your hood Why would you wanna break up? Lovin' you, lovin' you, lovin' you When I'm, when I'm lovin' you, lovin' you Why would you wanna break up? Do anythin' for you Why would you wanna break up? See, I been drivin' through your hood Why would you wanna break up? Why would you break up, break up, break up? Yeah I'm back, baby
Views: 252855 Maryam Al Moosawi
Kid Cudi - Pursuit Of Happiness ft. MGMT
 
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Music video by Kid Cudi performing Pursuit of Happiness.
Views: 173044281 KidCudiVEVO
DOM GOT BEAT THE FUCK UP!
 
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woooooooow....i just had to do it...that skinny ass dom was dumb for thinking she could do anything but cry....lol The video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiKg-pnTzT0
Views: 26820 njjordan84
funny fishing and hunt eel
 
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sexy fishing.learn fishing.hunt fish.hunt shark.big ass.sex.pussy.fuck.shemale.doggy style.
Views: 687 realmostino
Scooter - How Much Is The Fish (Official Video HQ)
 
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'100% SCOOTER (25 YEARS WILD & WICKED)' - THE ULTIMATE COLLECTION! OUT NOW ►► GET IT HERE: https://scooter.lnk.to/100ScooterYo THE ALBUM IS AVAILABLE IN THE FORMATS 3CD-SET, LTD. 5CD-SET, STRICTLY LTD. & NUMBERED DELUXE BOX, DOWNLOAD & STREAM! SCOOTER LIVE 2018 100% SCOOTER – 25 YEARS WILD & WICKED TOUR 2018 04.05. NIR-BELFAST // THE TELEGRAPH BUILDING - SOLD OUT 05.05. UK-GLASGOW // O2 ACADEMY - SOLD OUT 06.05. UK-LONDON // O2 BRIXTON ACADEMY 29.06. RU-UFA // OGNI UFI 30.06. RU-MOSCOW // ADRENALINE STADIUM 04.07. RU-SOCHI // ICE CUBE 13.07. DE-VÖLKLINGEN // WELTKULTURERBE VÖLKLINGEN (OPEN AIR) 17.08. DE-HAMBURG // TRABRENNBAHN (OPEN AIR) 18.08. DE-DRESDEN // ELBUFER (OPEN AIR) 24.08. DE-GIESSEN // FREILICHTBÜHNE SCHIFFENBERG (OPEN AIR) 25.08. DE-BEVERUNGEN // WESERWIESE (OPEN AIR) 27.09. AU-MELBOURNE // FORUM 28.09. AU-SYDNEY // ROUNDHOUSE 05.10. AU-ADELAIDE // HQ COMPLEX 06.10. AU-BRISBANE // EATONS HILL HOTEL 07.10. AU-PERTH // METRO CONCERT CLUB 12.11. CZ-PRAG // FORUM KARLIN 30.11. DE-NÜRNBERG // ARENA 01.12. DE-ERFURT // MESSE 03.12. DE-MANNHEIM // SAP ARENA 04.12. DE-HANNOVER // SWISS LIFE HALL 06.12. DE-DORTMUND // WESTFALENHALLE 07.12. NL-AMSTERDAM // AFAS ARENA - SOLD OUT 08.12. DE-BREMEN // ÖVB ARENA FESTIVALS 2018 27.04. NO-STAVANGER // SØRMARKA ARENA 28.04. NO-OSLO // TELENOR ARENA 30.04. NO-BERGEN // VESTLANDSHALLEN 09.06. HU-BUDAPEST // BUDAPEST PARK 22.06. FI-KUOPI // TAHKO FESTIVAL 23.06. EE-HAAPSALU JAANITULI // HAAPSALU CASTLE 06.07. FI- JYSÄRI // HIMOS FESTIVAL 07.07. SE-STOCKHOLM// ZINKENSDAMMS IP 08.07. RO-CONSTANTA // NEVERSEA FESTIVAL 14.07. SE-GÖTEBORG // BANANPIREN 21.07. SE-HELSINGBORG // PIXLAPIREN 09.09. DE-BERLIN // LOLLAPALOOZA FESTIVAL GET YOUR TICKET HERE: http://scootertechno.com/#dates ►Discover all Scooter releases here: https://Scooter.lnk.to/ReleasesYo ►Follow Scooter http://facebook.com/scooterofficial http://twitter.com/scooter_techno http://google.com/+scooterofficial http://scootertechno.com http://itunes.com/scooter ► Follow Kontor Records Spotify: http://www.kontor.fm Facebook: http://facebook.com/kontorrecords SoundCloud: http://soundcloud.com/kontor Instagram: http://instagram.com/kontorrecords Google+: https://plus.google.com/+kontorrecords Twitter: http://twitter.com/kontorrecords Kontor.TV: http://youtube.com/kontor
Views: 6050379 Kontor.TV
Thompson
 
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Thompson dressed as a girl FUCKING FUNNY !!!
Views: 235 nattah87
Gypsy Girls Boys Family Weddings Trips
 
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Things we did with our Friends :-)
Views: 2046 myalovelilly
fuck you your fucking fuck shit fish
 
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http://nobodies.net/ fuck you your fucking fuck shit, guess this fish must have done some real bad to Daddy Cool
Views: 418 Bender Midiman
Girls are confusing
 
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So I made this Video for my friend Glory and why are girls so confusing? Leave comment about your thoughts and suggestions Enjoy and Thanks
Views: 669 hyungjoonkimm
"Every Girl" - Lil Wayne, Drake & Young Money (Parody)
 
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KeithFromUpDaBlock, Dyme A Duzin, Alphacat, Jay Nice, John Ollie, Rucka Rucka Ali, Timothy De La Ghetto & Tony Rock School Yall youngins on why you can't have sex with EVERYBODY!!! Protect yaself youngbuck Get KeithFromUpdaBlock's CD "American Prankster" On Itunes http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/american-prankster/id288190678 Official KeithFromUpDaBlock T-Shirts http://www.districtlines.com/Keith-From-Up-Da-Block Please Subscribe Here on YouTube & add me on these sites http://www.Facebook.com/KeithFromUpDaBlock http://www.FunnyOrDie.com/KeithfromupDaBlock http://www.Twitter.com/FromUpDaBlock For Bookings, Mp3's & info Email [email protected] SUSCRIBE http://www.youtube.com/TheNWYA http://www.youtube.com/AlphaCat http://www.youtube.com/TimothyDeLaGhetto2 http://www.youtube.com/RuckaRuckaTV http://www.youtube.com/JohnOllie http://www.youtube.com/Dymez513 http://www.youtube.com/ItsJaynice "Every Girl" By KeithFromUpDaBlock feat. AlphaCat, TimothyDeLaGhetto, Rucka Rucka Ali & John Ollie 1st verse (KeithFromUpDaBlock) You need to get a latex condom. Open up the pack and roll it on, 'for you pound that pussy. Clap & syphilis could be on that pussy I could end up dead and gone from pussy I'm a strap it up and roll it on like I'm posed to Or end up at the clinic where da penicillin poke you If I end up burning, The girls will call me dopey Tell me what's that sore on ya mouth before you blow me ( Eel} I love me some coochie But gotta stay away from Funky butt hoochies Raw sex is stupid, Some niggas is da dumbest I Promise, They should take antibiotics (Yay) But any way She is not monagomous Yeah I think she beautiful but I don't wanna die from it. UpdaBlock know what time it iz So Strap it Up and Grab a Pack Strap it Up and Grab a Pack Chorus Cuz We like her But she might hurt me And we Like her But she got herpes And we like her But she got crotch fleas And we like her But not her disease You really shouldn't fuck every girl in the world You really shouldn't fuck every girl in the world You really shouldn't fuck every girl in the world You really shouldn't fuck every girl in the world 2nd Verse (AlphaCat) yeah....Alpha! Let's go! She be switching subjects so that I am never asking bout the dirty rumors that she'll have yo crotch 'clap'pin'. All she wanna talk about is creepin and smashin, but not about the fact that she be giving niggas rashes. She wrong! This message man it is so timeless, But ig'nant dudes go rawdog like please don't remind us... then 'crotch watch' for a month like they watching 4 comets, anyone out there been there, did that lets be honest! She want me, she want me but the odor she got, it smells like curdled cheese Don't just sex em all dawg, not even if they beautiful she might grip it nice, but she got crabs all in her cuticles. And Keith said, strap it up is the idea, you wide open, gone with Rhea, but came home with gonorrhea! Damn! you wife her cause she treat like her slurpee but she did you cold as ice boy cuz now yu got herpes! good luck! Chorus Cuz We like her But she might hurt me And we Like her But she got herpes And we like her But she got crotch fleas And we like her But not her disease You really shouldn't fuck every girl in the world You really shouldn't fuck every girl in the world You really shouldn't fuck every girl in the world You really shouldn't fuck every girl in the world 3rd Verse (Timothy De La Ghetto) I aint bein disrespectful Baby, I'm just bein safe. & I dont know how raw feel because I always keep it laced. You really shouldnt fuck every girl in the word Every bump & every pimple Every rash ,every dimple. I ya thigh is itchy sick ya saggin lips might need a tune up. Stinkin like every rotten fish that might resemble tuna! My whole penis is red, so before I end up dead. Do not put ya lips on this cuz you could give me syphilus. 4th Verse (Ruck Rucka Ali) I got warts on my dick & it kicks ass. When i catch the bitch that gave me itch, She gettin bitch slapped. I got Aids & it's straight cuz now adays you just pop a couple pills & you will be okay. Rucka Rucka! Educate mothafuckaz! If you fuck a fuckin slut you better fuckin wear a fuckin rubber! Fuck a muff. Let a bitch suck you off, thats enough Extra protection? Use a fake phone number! Chorus 5th Verse I am john Ollie! Good thing that I have patience, when Im in the hood. Because these dirty chicks will burn ya dick like firewood. Doin freaky shit? Goin Raw? All nighters? 3 minutes in da pussy now ya dicks a lighter! Look I'd rather wait, because I love my ballz, & rumor has it that your wearin those same draws, for 3 months.Don't front! Now you want me to hit it from the back ... WASH YA CUNT! Chorus END Written By: KeithFromUpDaBlock,AlphaCat, Timothy De La Ghetto A.K.A Traphik, Rucka Rucka Ali & John Ollie
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Fucking Seals
 
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Drunk girl trying to clean up water spill with her face.
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REACTION TO FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE
 
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SIN FREE MESHA WATCHIN FUCKIN IMPOSSIBLE
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Awesome Scene Girls #1
 
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---------- AWESOME SCENE GIRLS #1!!! ---------- This video is part of the 'Awesome Scene Girls' series. I do NOT claim to be or even know any of these Scene Girls. A few famous Scene Girls may even be seen in there!! :D I don't own this music. Cant stress that enough rofllll. Aren't they just A-FUCKING-MAZEEE!? XD Ellie Anthrax.
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Fuck off emos
 
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Ich mag keine Emo's wie man sieht :P
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Tenacious D - Fuck Her Gently
 
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Another good Tenacious D song. LYRIKS: (spoken) This is a song for the ladies But fellas listen closely (sung) You don't always have to fuck her hard In fact sometimes that's not right to do Sometimes you've got to make some love And fuckin' give her some smoochies too Sometimes you got to squeeze Sometimes you got to say "Please" Sometimes you got to say "Hey, I'm gonna fuck you, softly I'm gonna screw you gently I'm gonna hump you, sweetly I'm gonna ball you discreetly" And then you say "Hey I brought you flowers" And then you say "Wait a minute Sally" "I think I got somethin' in my teeth, could you get it out for me?" That's fuckin' team work! What's your favorite posish? That's cool with me It's not my favorite but I'll do it for you What's your favorite dish? I'm not gonna cook it But I'll order it from Zanzibar! And then I'm gonna love you completely And then I fuckin fuck you discreetly And then I fuckin bone you completely But then I'm gonna fuck you hard, hard!
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Bobby McFerrin - Don't Worry Be Happy
 
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Music video by Bobby McFerrin performing Don't Worry Be Happy.
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About A Girl Cover - Nirvana "Unplugged" (2009)
 
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Download the mp3 version! http://fishenelmar.blogspot.com The drums tracks of this song were provided to me by the same person who gave me the Under the bridge tracks and under the same arrengement: "use this, but don't share it..." He has showed me a lot of those things and I don't know where the fuck he gets them from and he says he'll give me more... So I won't give those to anyone, cause if he gets to know... i won't get more! Doing video transitions is very f**king hard to do with 2 videos... now imagine 3 videos! It's f**king insane! That's why i decided not to put transitions on this one :) I think that this song, along with Spank Thru, is one of my favourites, and i've covered it a lot, lol! :) But it deserved a "decent" version, so that's why i did this Instead of asking for tabs (i ain't got, sorry) please watch the video response... --- Los tracks de la batería de esta rola me los dio la misma persona que me dio los de Under The Bridge y bajo el mismo acuerdo: "úsalos, pero no los compartas..." Me ha mostrado muchos de estos y no sé de donde carajos los obtiene y dice que me dará más... Así que no se los daré a nadie, porque si se llega a enterar... no recibiré más! Hacer transiciones de video está muy cabrón con dos videos... ahora imagínense 3 videos! Es una pinche locura! Por ello decidí no hacer transiciones en este :) Creo que ésta rola, junto con Spank Thru, es una de mis favoritas i la he covereado bastante, jajaja! :) Pero merecía una versión "decente", por eso hice esto. En lugar de preguntarme por tabs (no tengo, lo siento) por favor vean la respuesta en video...
Views: 104317 Fish
Nirvana - Come As You Are
 
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Best of Nirvana https://goo.gl/VfNZhY Subscribe for more https://goo.gl/3t6BF2 Music video by Nirvana performing Come As You Are. (C) 1992 Geffen Records Best of Nirvana: https://goo.gl/phRJVc Subscribe here: https://goo.gl/DS7Geg
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Destiny's Child - Bootylicious
 
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Click to subscribe: http://smarturl.it/SubscribeDCVEVO?IQid=ytd.dc.BTYLCS Click here to buy: http://smarturl.it/DC_Survivor_iTunes?IQid=ytd.dc.BTYLCS Listen to Destiny's Child on Spotify: http://smarturl.it/DestinysSpotify?IQid=ytd.dc.BTYLCS Album'sfrom Destiny's Child: Survivor: Click here to buy: iTunes: http://smarturl.it/DC_Survivor_iTunes?IQid=ytd.dc.BTYLCS Google Play: http://smarturl.it/DC_Survivor_GP?IQid=ytd.dc.BTYLCS The Writing's on the Wall: Click here to buy: iTunes: http://smarturl.it/DC_WOTW_iTunes?IQid=ytd.dc.BTYLCS Amazon: http://smarturl.it/DC_WOTW_Amzn?IQid=ytd.dc.BTYLCS Destiny Fulfilled: Click here to buy: Amazon: http://smarturl.it/DC_DF_Amzn?IQid=ytd.dc.BTYLCS iTunes: http://smarturl.it/DC_DF_iTunes?IQid=ytd.dc.BTYLCS Google Play: http://smarturl.it/DC_DF_GP?IQid=ytd.dc.BTYLCS Destiny's Child: Click here to buy: iTunes: http://smarturl.it/DC_DC_iTunes?IQid=ytd.dc.BTYLCS Google Play: http://smarturl.it/DC_DC_GP?IQid=ytd.dc.BTYLCS More from Destiny's Child: Destiny's Child - Say My Name (Official Video): http://smarturl.it/DC_SMN?IQid=ytd.dc.BTYLCS Destiny's Child - Cater 2 U (Official Video): http://smarturl.it/DC_C2U?IQid=ytd.dc.BTYLCS Destiny's Child - Bootylicious (Official Video): http://smarturl.it/DC_BTYLCS?IQid=ytd.dc.BTYLCS Destiny's Child - Survivor (Official Video) ft. Da Brat: http://smarturl.it/DC_SRVR?IQid=ytd.dc.BTYLCS Destiny's Child - Soldier ft Lil Wayne (Official Video): http://smarturl.it/DC_sldr?IQid=ytd.dc.BTYLCS Follow Destiny's Child: Website: http://www.destinyschild.com/ Facebook: http://smarturl.it/DC_YD_FB?IQid=ytd.dc.BTYLCS Twitter: http://smarturl.it/DC_YD_T?IQid=ytd.dc.BTYLCS Lyrics: Read my lips carefully, if you like what you see Move, groove, prove you can hang with me By the looks I got you shook up and scared of me Buckle your seatbelt, it's time for takeoff I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this 'Cause my body's too bootylicious for ya babe I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this 'Cause my body's too bootylicious for ya babe Baby can you handle this? Baby can you handle this? Baby can you handle this? I don't think you can handle this Music video by Destiny's Child performing Bootylicious. (C) 2001 SONY BMG MUSIC ENTERTAINMENT
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Scooter Fuck the Millennium
 
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Scooter - Fuck the Millennium
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