I bang on the door but you won't let me in, 'cause you're sick and tired of me reeking of gin. Locked all the doors from the front to the back, And left me a note telling me I should pack. I walk in the bar and the fella's all cheer, They order me up a whiskey and beer. You ask me why I'm writing this poem, Some call it a tavern but I call it home. F**k you, I'm drunk F**k you, I'm drunk Pour my beer down the sink I've got more in the trunk. F**k you, I'm drunk F**k you, I'm drunk And I'm going to be drunk till the next time I'm drunk! You've given me an option, you say I must choose, 'tween you and the liqour, then I'll take the booze! Jumpin' on Western down to the south side, Where I'll sit down and exercise my Irish pride. F**k you, I'm drunk F**k you, I'm drunk Pour my beer down the sink I've got more in the trunk. F**k you, I'm drunk F**k you, I'm drunk And I'm going to be drunk till the next time I'm drunk! ----- **No Copyright Infringement Intended.** -----

this is funny but very true

Flogging Molly Fuck You I'm Drunk Check Out My Other Videos!

A Paddy and the Rats 'Fuck You, I'm Drunk' című dala a 2009-es 'Rats On Board' lemezről. Iratkozz fel a csatornára az alábbi linkre kattintva: https://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=paddyrats A dalt töltsd le innen: https://itunes.apple.com/hu/album/f**k-you-im-drunk/id892105657?i=892105667&l=hu Dalszöveg: There was a time when I was so high I was in the war for my country and fight I had a child and a beutiful wife But my whole fucking life have changed on one damned night So fuck you Im drunk, fuck you Im drunk Fuck you Im really drunk Got mud on my shoes, got blood on my face When I saw irish land again I was amazed But Vince Murphy told he got something to say An english killed your wife while you were away So fuck you Im drunk, fuck you Im drunk Fuck you Im really drunk I swore to God, I killed his wife to, Though Father McKenzie told me not to do You should just pray to Lord and try to forgive But Mr. Jameson said you can’t let him live So fuck you Im drunk, fuck you Im drunk Fuck you Im really drunk

Riva Starr Feat. Noze - I Was Drunk Download on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/de/album/i-was-drunk-feat.-noze/id396758901?uo=4&at=1l3vb52 ► Follow Kontor Records Facebook: http://facebook.com/kontorrecords Twitter: http://twitter.com/kontorrecords Google+: http://kontorrecords.de/google Spotify: http://www.kontor.fm Kontor.TV: http://youtube.com/kontor

Hi drunks, give Waits a chance: http://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/tom-waits/id83964

Bondo's most famous song, from "A Fistful of Biscuits". Many people think this song is by Flogging Molly, Dropkick Murphys or some other Irish bands. It is not. It's from Bondo, they are from Chicago and they should be properly credited, so if you like this song don't be an asshole and fight for the truth. I'm trying to put up the entire album, but I'm missing 3 songs: "Bibiana", "Vicente Fernandez" and "10 Can Buffet". I could not find the album for sale, anywhere. Please help me. I bang on the door but you won't let me in, 'cause you're sick and tired of me reeking of gin. Locked all the doors from the front to the back, And left me a note telling me I should pack. I walk in the bar and the fella's all cheer, They order me up a whiskey and beer. You ask me why I'm writing this poem, Some call it a tavern but I call it home. Fuck you, I'm drunk Fuck you, I'm drunk Pour my beer down the sink, I've got more in the trunk. Fuck you, I'm drunk Fuck you, I'm drunk And I'm going to be drunk till the next time I'm drunk! You've given me an option, you say I must choose, 'tween you and the liquor, then I'll take the booze! Jumpin' on Western down to the south side, Where I'll sit down and exercise my Irish pride. Fuck you, I'm drunk Fuck you, I'm drunk Pour my beer down the sink, I've got more in the trunk. Fuck you, I'm drunk Fuck you, I'm drunk And I'm going to be drunk till the next time I'm drunk!

The Script's official music video for 'Nothing'. Click to listen to The Script on Spotify: http://smarturl.it/TheScriptSpotify?I... As featured on Science & Faith. Click to buy the track or album via iTunes: http://smarturl.it/TheScriptSAFiTunes... Google Play: http://smarturl.it/TheScriptNGplay?IQ... Amazon: http://smarturl.it/TheScriptSAFamazon... Stream more music from The Script here: http://smarturl.it/TheScriptMStream?I... More from The Script Man On Wire: https://youtu.be/QV62YRpIeUA Hall of Fame ft. will.i.am: https://youtu.be/mk48xRzuNvA The Man Who Can't Be Moved: https://youtu.be/gS9o1FAszdk More great 00's videos here: http://smarturl.it/Ultimate00?IQid=Sc... Follow The Script Website: http://www.thescriptmusic.com/gb/home Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thescript Twitter: https://twitter.com/THESCRIPT Google+: https://plus.google.com/+TheScript/posts Subscribe to The Script on YouTube: http://smarturl.it/TheScriptFlex?IQid... --------- Lyrics: Am I better off dead? Am I better off a quitter? They say I'm better off now Than I ever was with her As they take me to my local down the street I'm smiling but I'm dying trying not to drag my feet They say a few drinks will help me to forget her But after one too many I know that I'll never Only they can't see where this is gonna end They all think I'm crazy but to me it's perfect sense And my mates are all there trying to calm me down 'Cause I'm shouting your name all over town I'm swearing if I go there now I can change her mind, turn it all around And I know that I'm drunk but I'll say the words And she'll listen this time even though they're slurred So I, dialed her number and confessed to her I'm still in love but all I heard Was nothing (nothing, nothing, nothing) Playlist Best of The Script https://goo.gl/4MuiXf Subscribe for more https://goo.gl/DxhKUv"

Lionel Richie's 1984 hit "Stuck On You" with lyrics. Enjoy, and please comment/rate. I do not own any of this. For entertainment purposes only!

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The White Tie Affair's brand new single "You Look Better When I'm Drunk" is available on iTunes now - http://bit.ly/WTAiTunes

Need You Now by Lady Antebellum with lyrics Lyrics~ Need You Now Lyrics Picture perfect memories scattered all around the floor Reachin for the phone cause I can't fight it anymore And I wonder if I ever crossed your mind For me it happens all the time It's a quarter after one, I'm all alone and I need you now Said I wouldn't call but I lost all control and I need you now And I don't know how I can do without I just need you now Another shot of whiskey can't stop looking at the door Wishing you'd come sweeping in the way you did before And I wonder if I ever cross your mind For me it happens all the time It's a quarter after one, I'm a little drunk and I need you now Said I wouldn't call but I lost all control and I need you now And I don't know how I can do without I just need you now Guess I'd rather hurt than feel nothin at all It's a quarter after one I'm all alone and I need you now And I said I wouldn't call but I'm a little drunk and I need you now And I don't know how I can do without I just need you now I just need you now Ooo, baby, I need you now *NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT INTENDED*

Don't know who it's by

Гриша Бородо Когда я пьян Grisha Borodo When I am drunk (which I am always)

Not my best video, but it shall have to do. This song is good, and I thought I'd post it along with the lyrics. Hope you like it!

Well a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar one evening fair And one could tell by how he walked that he'd drunk more than his share He fumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet Then he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street Ring ding diddle iddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street About that time two young and lovely girls just happened by And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt Ring ding diddle iddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see And there behold, for them to view, beneath his Scottish skirt Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth Ring ding diddle iddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth They marveled for a moment, then one said we must be gone Let's leave a present for our friend, before we move along As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon, tied into a bow Around the bonnie star, the Scot's kilt did lift and show Ring ding diddle iddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled toward the trees Behind a bush, he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees And in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes. O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize Ring ding diddle iddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize

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Albert Collins Blues man

I AM NOT DRUNK - Benny Benassi MUSIC VIDEO

I DONT OWN ANYTHING! COPY \ RIGHTS GO TO RIGHTFUL OWNERS ! PLEASE DONT DELETE MY VIDEO *reuploaded LYRICS : Picture perfect memories scattered all around the floor. reaching for the phone, cause I cant fight it anymore. And i wonder if I ever cross your mind for me it happens all the time Its a quarter after one im all alone and I need you now said I wouldn't call but I lost all control and I need you now, and I dont know how I can do without i just need you now Another shot of whiskey cant stop looking at the door, wishing you'd come sweeping in the way you did before And I wonder if I ever cross your mind, for me it happens all the time Its a quarter after one im a little drunk and I need you now said I wouldnt call but I lost all control and I need you now. and I dont know how I can do without I just need you now... wooh oo wooh oh Yes I'd rather hurt than feel nothing at all Its a quarter after one im all alone and I need you now and I said I wouldn't call but im a little drunk and I need you now and I dont know how I can do without I just need you now I just need you now Oh baby I need you now

No Copyright Intended. All rights go to Cobra Starship. Lyrics: S-C-A-N-D to the A to the L-O-U-S (I) cant handle it, (I) cant handle it. Damn, that girl shes scandalous. S-C-A-N-D to the A to the L-O-U-S (I) cant handle it, (I) cant handle it. Damn, that girl shes scandalous. Its time to get a tan, Its half off if you bring a friend, With them crazy press on nails. Uh oh, uh oh. Heres the truth: Youre kinda hot. But when you open up to talk, I can feel I'm going soft. Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh. Dont ask me to sign your skin, Cant you see these little kids? And youre the kinda girl Id take home to mom, If my momma was dead. No good, Youre up to no good, But damn you look good and Im drunk. Now you got me kinda thinking like maybe I would. So hard to be good, Its so hard to be good. S-C-A-N-D to the A to the L-O-U-S (I) cant handle it, (I) cant handle it. Damn, that girl shes scandalous. S-C-A-N-D to the A to the L-O-U-S (I) cant handle it, (I) cant handle it. Damn, that girl shes scandalous. Girl, I dig your fanny pack, Riding low behind your back, Give them boys a heart attack. Uh oh, uh oh. But dont come at me with them lips, Saying you just want a kiss. Cause lord only knows where youve been. Uh oh, uh oh. Dont ask me to sign your skin, Im honestly not interested. And youre the kinda girl Id take home to mom If my momma was dead. No good, Youre up to no good, But damn you look good and Im drunk. Now you got me kinda thinking like maybe I would. So hard to be good, Its so hard to be good. No good, Youre up to no good, But damn you look good and Im drunk. Now you got me kinda thinking like maybe I would. So hard to be good, Its so hard to be good. This is V.I.P party boys, And we got a few things to say to you nasty, trashy, hoes. Girl, whered you get your outfit? Pick n pay? Yo momma pick but she sure didnt pay. (Slut hole.) I didnt pay money for my body. (What?) What are you supposed to be? Some sort of long-island lolita, honey? (Lolita?!) Are you sure youre even a woman? (Hahaha, woah!) Is that a house arrest bracelet in your pocket Or do you got a dick like me? Youre the kinda girl Id take home to mom If my momma was dead. No good, Youre up to no good, But damn you look good and Im drunk. Now you got me kinda thinking like maybe I would. So hard to be good, Its so hard to be good. No good, Youre up to no good, But damn you look good and Im drunk. Now you got me kinda thinking like maybe I would. So hard to be good, Its so hard to be good. S-C-A-N-D to the A to the L-O-U-S (I) cant handle it, (I) cant handle it. Damn, that girl shes scandalous. S-C-A-N-D to the A to the L-O-U-S (I) cant handle it, (I) cant handle it. Damn, that girl shes scandalous.

Country Music

Album:Chicano World 2 Track:13 Only When I'm Drunk Year:2005

Bloodhound Gang live @ VIVA Overdrive in Nuernberg, Germany in 1999

Well I don't think about you when I'm bowlin' I don't think about you when I'm playin' golf I don't think about you when I go out huntin' And when I'm tryin' to catch it bad you don't cross my mind at all I don't think about when I'm hungry I don't think about you when my donots dump I don't think about you when I'm lonely Oh I only think about you when I'm drunk When I get out of this jail I'm gonna go straight I'd go straight back to that bar and tell my frinds they'd better not wait Cause I ain't gonna be drinking anymore Hey I know I've said that once or twice before Well I'm tired of having too drinks and seeing my ship of happiness sunk And I only think you about you when I'm drunk [ guitar ] Well I don't think about you when I'm cookin' I don't think about you when I'm makin' bed And I don't think about you when I'm muffin' And when I think to making love well you might as well be dead I don't think about you when I'm readin' I don't think about you when I see your junk I don't think about you on your birthday I only think about you when I'm drunk So when I get out of this jail I'm gonna go straight...

Oooh Oooooh. In an instant Close the dooooooor I'm gonna hit it and that for suuuuure gonna lay you out out and i know you luv how a nigga break it down everytime i'm with her her, i get her her, luv drunk and everytime she's with me me , she get me me , luv drunk you know who i am i'm the muthafuckin dogg (you know who i am i'm the muthafuckin dogg) the sheets fucked up and you know it was me (the sheets fucked up and you know it was me) you can hear the bed squeak all way down the street (you can hear the bed squeak all way down the street ) and it sounds like a song we fuckin to the beat (and it sounds like a song we fuckin to the beat ) i put ma rat-tat-tat in her boom boom pow (i put ma rat-tat-tat in her boom boom pow ) then she put her tit-tit-tit all up in my mouth (then she put her tit-tit-tit all up in my mouth) i might have said it before i dont luv them hoes (I told you before i dont luv them ho's) but she got that good good can't let her go and i gotta let her know everytime i'm with her her, i get her her, luv drunk and everytime she's with me me , she get me me , luv drunk she wants that gooooood luv, that's what she's feein for.. and i got that fire luvin , the more you need and more, lemme hear you say oooohooh aaahaaaah oh yeah, right now everytime she's with me , we are dizzy, we luv drunk Shoot to the spot cause the spot is the lick (Shoot to the spot cause the spot is the lick ) On your lunchbreak lemme hit it real quick (On your lunchbreak lemme hit it real quick ) back to your job before they know what it is (back to your job before they know what it is ) luvin so good , we already made three kids (luvin so good , we already made three kids ) i dont know what it is but i luv what it did (i dont know what it is but i luv what it did ) huggin and touchin' and all that shiit (huggin and touchin' and all that shiit ) drink to your drunk , see my luv is a fill (drink to your drunk , see my luv is a fill) yea this for you boo,it's a gift (yea this for you boo,it's a gift ) everytime i'm with her her, i get her her, luv drunk and everytime she's with me me , she get me me , luv drunk she wants that gooooood luv, that's what she's feein for.. and i got that fire luvin , the more you need and more, lemme hear you say oooohooh aaahaaaah oh yeah, right now everytime she's with me , we are dizzy, we luv drunk

Bright light, big night, I'm feelin strong Jim Beam givin' me the right to do wrong I'm giving you exactly one minute Now find a clean dress and get your ass in it Know what I'm gonna do I'm gettin' drunk, with or without you Yeah, I'm gettin' drunk, with or without you Well I'm tired of sitting around this chicken shack hill Gonna hit the bar gonna drink my fill Gotta vacant lot in the middle of my belly Good times are few and I need many Baby you can come along too But I'm gettin' drunk, with or without you Yeah, I'm gettin' drunk, with or without... Maybe we should stay at home Leave our well-enoughs alone Call our mothers on the phone Hello, momma? You ever find a twenty dollar bill underneath a stack of trash cans? My favorite bar is down the road I'm gonna drink you pretty, you beautiful toad Call of the wild is a-ringing in my ear There's a worm in the bottle screaming "Get me outta here!" Know what I gotta do I'm gettin' drunk, with or without you Yeah, I'm gettin' drunk, with or without you That's right, I'm gettin' drunk, with or without you

song: You look better when i'm drunk : The white tie affair i own nothing

Love this song but i do not own the rights to these lyrics

Whatever Shizuo's drinking, I want some. -Masa

Original song by: http://www.youtube.com/user/PaulDeRagh Subscribe to him for more of these song so I can remix more these : DD Download Link: http://www.mediafire.com/?eu2itaw1ag9twvs Yeah so I wanted to try to remix this kind of music for a change. Hope you guys like it. :3

Check this out. Here is a clip from my Comedy Central Special "Hot and Fluffy" about drunk people that I encounter on the road. Watch it and let me know what you think. Want to see me live? Check out http://fluffyguy.com/tour-dates to see when I'm in your area!

4 On The Floor performing their song......I'm Drunk On Tuesdays for Twin Cities Radio.

He sure is :P

Royal Bliss - I Was Drunk

He's drunk guys.

The best song from Prettybelle, sung by Angela Lansbury.

Album: Articles of Confederation

Just your daily dose of thiefshipping crack X) I had to pitch up the audio slightly due to copyright. If you don't like it, you can mute and play the song along with the video. I had a high and low but I picked the high one since this is, afterall, crack, and the low one sounded too serious in my opinion. Anyhow, this was just another of my random ideas, but I thought; Why not? I'm pretty new with sony vegas so have mercy on me XD Marik and Bakura are up to their usual flirting/cussing eachother out XD I own nothing, not the song nor Bakura nor Marik nor Yu-Gi-Oh!. If I did thiefshipping would be cannon. 'Nuff said. Enjoy the show! /Frosty

When I first heard this song I'm like.... "This is totally England and France's theme song!!" But now that I think about it anything with the word "Drunk" in it is their theme song.... XD Yay!! This is the White Tie Affair's New Single :) its awesome! XD I've been doing a lot fo slideshows lately... i need to get off of them... but i already have an awesome idea for another onee~~~ And yes its more Hetalia...... Acutally I have a couple im most likely NOT gonna do.... XD Because of my ADD mind and some cosplays stupid ideas come into my head.... XD i should never listen to the voices.... they get me in trouble..... Rawr.............. Btw... I hate Precal.... I totally had 2 assignments to do.... and I'm like... "I'm almost done with this video it can wait!!!" so its 1 in the morning and I'm just getting started on the first one and theres circles and pi and sine and cosine and BLAH!!!! *Evil Aura*

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Stewie is drunk

BLOOPERS & DELETED SCENES: http://bit.ly/7xmPOe He's Charlie - the Drunk Guinea Pig! You won't believe what our little furry friend does once he's downed a couple cold ones. http://smosh.com http://twitter.com/smosh http://facebook.com/smosh http://myspace.com/smosh

Visit: http://www.mariah.tk and http://www.mariahlive.net At the Palm Springs Film Festival on Tuesday night Mariah Carey accepted an award in a most peculiar way. The songstress seemed to be drunk. Yep, Mariah Carey appeared to be drunk. Carey was named Breakthrough Actress for her performance in the movie "Precious: Based on the novel Push by Sapphire." As she walked onto the stage Mariah Carey grabbed onto her escort, leapt into his arms; she then took a deep breath stared at the ceiling and said, "You'll have to excuse me. I'm a little..." Someone in the audience yelled, "F-ed Up." Carey responded, "Yeah." She was a good sport about it and tried to pull herself together in order to give her acceptance speech, but it was clear Mariah Carey was drunk. Hopefully we wont hold this against her as an artist, she was probably just nervous and needed to loosen up--she may have loosened up a little too much. Check out the video of Mariah Carey drunk. Do you think she was drunk? Are you appalled or willing to laugh it off? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Jade singing her favorite song!