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Everyone's Talking - Snake In The Girl
 
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Taken from 'Dragonflies+'. Full Album LINK - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHPU-5fAjJ8&list=PL30B3F4D6D9DF6275 Director: We are not sure what his name was. He lied about everything... Everyone's Talking is: Evan Kuhn & Dani Rosenoer Actress: Sasha Nevskaya Color: Edwin Castaneda Camera: Antonio Cordero Animal handler: http://www.messiahmiracles.com For more music visit http://www.everyonestalking.net
Views: 161222 Everyone's Talking
Wrong Side Prank - Just For Laughs Gags
 
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Men accidentally go to the women's bathroom, and get welcomed by a bunch of screaming women. They then go to the men's bathroom, and are again confronted by screaming women! #ChangeRoomPrank #SwimSuitPrank #JFLGags #JustForLaughsGags #PublicPrank Check out the best of JFL’s gags: http://bit.ly/1R905rR Just for Laughs goes sexy! Watch the naughtiest pranks now: http://bit.ly/1qul7vm Don't miss another Gag - Subscribe!: http://goo.gl/wJxjG Just for Laughs Gags across the internet: Visit our store: http://bit.ly/1OJuRNO JFL Comedy: http://bit.ly/1SrCWER Twitter: http://bit.ly/1THSSkG Facebook: http://bit.ly/1R8ZN4o Instagram: http://bit.ly/25bkqtW Filmed in Montreal, Quebec Welcome to the world-famous Just for Laughs Gags channel. Subscribe to our channel and stay up to date on our latest pranks!
Views: 50004194 Just For Laughs Gags
The Meaning of Life (10/11) Movie CLIP - Mr. Creosote Blows (1983) HD
 
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The Meaning of Life movie clips: http://j.mp/15vNO1x BUY THE MOVIE: http://amzn.to/ru1ruR Don't miss the HOTTEST NEW TRAILERS: http://bit.ly/1u2y6pr CLIP DESCRIPTION: Monsieur Creosote (Terry Jones) underestimates his stomach when his waiter (John Cleese) offers him a parting mint. FILM DESCRIPTION: The Meaning of Life is without a doubt the most tasteless of the Monty Python feature films; it also happens to be one of the funniest. Life's questions are "answered" in a series of outrageous vignettes, beginning with a pre-credits sequence at a staid London insurance company which transforms before our eyes into a pirate ship. One of our favorite bits involve the National Health doctors who try to claim a healthy liver from a still-living donor, pointing out that there's nothing in his contract preventing this. And of course, there's the scene with the world's most voracious glutton, who brings the art of vomiting to new heights before his spectacular demise. Be warned: though hilarious, this may be the grossest bit of comedy filmmaking ever conceived (there aren't enough words in the world to describe it in detail!). Loyal Pythonites Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones and Michael Palin star in The Meaning of Life and share writing responsibilities, while Jones is in the director's chair this time out. CREDITS: TM & © Universal (1983) Cast: John Cleese, Terry Jones Directors: Terry Gilliam, Terry Jones Producer: John Goldstone Screenwriters: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin WHO ARE WE? The MOVIECLIPS channel is the largest collection of licensed movie clips on the web. Here you will find unforgettable moments, scenes and lines from all your favorite films. Made by movie fans, for movie fans. SUBSCRIBE TO OUR MOVIE CHANNELS: MOVIECLIPS: http://bit.ly/1u2yaWd ComingSoon: http://bit.ly/1DVpgtR Indie & Film Festivals: http://bit.ly/1wbkfYg Hero Central: http://bit.ly/1AMUZwv Extras: http://bit.ly/1u431fr Classic Trailers: http://bit.ly/1u43jDe Pop-Up Trailers: http://bit.ly/1z7EtZR Movie News: http://bit.ly/1C3Ncd2 Movie Games: http://bit.ly/1ygDV13 Fandango: http://bit.ly/1Bl79ye Fandango FrontRunners: http://bit.ly/1CggQfC HIT US UP: Facebook: http://on.fb.me/1y8M8ax Twitter: http://bit.ly/1ghOWmt Pinterest: http://bit.ly/14wL9De Tumblr: http://bit.ly/1vUwhH7
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Old man tells young girl her shxt stinks ON BUS !!! GOIN HAM LIKE
 
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OMG!!!! PLAY DIS SHIT !!! fuck u
Views: 8380 Jimmy Ish
Forgetting Sarah Marshall (10/11) Movie CLIP - Sex Off (2008) HD
 
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Forgetting Sarah Marshall movie clips: http://j.mp/1utq7BY BUY THE MOVIE: http://amzn.to/vjklOG Don't miss the HOTTEST NEW TRAILERS: http://bit.ly/1u2y6pr CLIP DESCRIPTION: The two couples' parallel intercourse gets competitive; Aldous (Russell Brand) dumps Sarah (Kristen Bell). FILM DESCRIPTION: In desperate need of a vacation after being unceremoniously dumped by his TV-star girlfriend, a man travels to a lavish Hawaiian resort to nurse his wounds and forget his heartache, only to discover that his ex and her handsome new boyfriend are currently staying at the exact same island hot spot. Peter Bretter (Jason Segel) may be just another struggling musician, but for the past six years he's been dating Sarah Marshall (Kristen Bell), one of the hottest stars on television. Sarah is everything in the world to Peter, so when she kindly but firmly tells him that they should each go their separate ways, he is absolutely devastated. Later, after attempting to salvage his ego by awkwardly attempting to become a womanizer and nearly losing his job because of a nervous breakdown, an emotionally fragile Peter attempts to put the past behind him by escaping to the sun-soaked beaches of Oahu. While at first it seems as if Peter has discovered the perfect prescription for a bad case of lost love, his plan soon turns to dust when Sarah and her new rock-star boyfriend, Aldous (Russell Brand), turn up at the exact same resort. Though accepting Sarah's lavish new lifestyle won't be easy for the crestfallen Peter, the laid-back companionship of flirtatious resort employee Rachel (Mila Kunis) -- not to mention a continuous regimen of fruity cocktails -- goes a long way in mending the wounds of a broken heart. Forgetting Sarah Marshall was penned by Segel and produced by Judd Apatow. Fun with Dick and Jane screenwriter Nicholas Stoller makes his directorial debut. The cast also includes Paul Rudd, Bill Hader, Jack McBrayer, and Jonah Hill. CREDITS: TM & © Universal (2008) Cast: Russell Brand, Jason Segel, Kristen Bell, Mila Kunis Director: Nicholas Stoller Producers: Judd Apatow, Shauna Robertson, Rodney Rothman, Richard Vane Screenwriter: Jason Segel WHO ARE WE? The MOVIECLIPS channel is the largest collection of licensed movie clips on the web. Here you will find unforgettable moments, scenes and lines from all your favorite films. Made by movie fans, for movie fans. SUBSCRIBE TO OUR MOVIE CHANNELS: MOVIECLIPS: http://bit.ly/1u2yaWd ComingSoon: http://bit.ly/1DVpgtR Indie & Film Festivals: http://bit.ly/1wbkfYg Hero Central: http://bit.ly/1AMUZwv Extras: http://bit.ly/1u431fr Classic Trailers: http://bit.ly/1u43jDe Pop-Up Trailers: http://bit.ly/1z7EtZR Movie News: http://bit.ly/1C3Ncd2 Movie Games: http://bit.ly/1ygDV13 Fandango: http://bit.ly/1Bl79ye Fandango FrontRunners: http://bit.ly/1CggQfC HIT US UP: Facebook: http://on.fb.me/1y8M8ax Twitter: http://bit.ly/1ghOWmt Pinterest: http://bit.ly/14wL9De Tumblr: http://bit.ly/1vUwhH7
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Say Fish! the "R rated"
 
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Say Fish! the "R rated" Kids will be kids or Say Fire Truck! Oh Fish is missing thou remember Oh Truck ? Yes its re-upload, but who cares just enjoy it.. I report news and upload the best I have my share in Liveleak and Here Source: THE BABY MAMA, OWNER & Liveleak. FFFFUCK ! ffff FUCK! sry for unrelated tags I jst wanna share it Say Fire Truck (Rated R) The ORIGINAL! Say Fire Truck (Rated R) The ORIGINAL! Say Fire Truck (Rated R) The ORIGINAL! Say Fire Truck (Rated R) The ORIGINAL! Simon's Cat in 'Hop It' Simon's Cat in 'Hop It' Simon's Cat in 'Hop It' Simon's Cat in 'Hop It' Disclaimer: "Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use."
Views: 64238 Killed8Times
David Guetta feat. Akon - Sexy Bitch | Lyrics on Screen
 
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I do not own the rights to this song
Views: 1990756 LyriczOfme
Tyler the Creator -- Fish/Boppin Bitchin Lyrics
 
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(Fish) [Verse 1] Slip it in her drink and in the blink Of an eye I can make a white girl look chink Don't know what to think, cause last time I attempted this shit the judge ordered me to see a shrink Started with the link, contended her to meet me At the local Odd Future Wolf Gang skating rink We was uniquely in sync, already fucking and we only met last week We're both young, not yet antique So her mindset was working for my technique Tell her that I love her and by next week You can hear her shriek from the gashes in her cheeks No, I'm not a freak, I am meekly a creep that Neighbors by the creek say that my house stinks It reeks of a chic girl, streaks of red, even though all pussy is pink Oblivion makes obvious seeks Which makes meats for my obvious feasts Used to just blot up thoughts, plot and rethink Now I get daughters and tie them and clink Got my dick harder than iron and zinc Now they just rot up, arms caught in the sink Where they get cut up to fit my physique Critique my chic in this brand new mink, go [Verse 2] Bitches running round, down, pussy take a trip Make you strip, got my dick harder than the unzipped Tyler swiftly slips his dick inside of Taylor Swift's slit Round trip in that pussy, here comes a ticket Film clips popping on that Canon, busting odd mind cannons On the pill, is he real? Gaza stripping In my living room, Wolf Gang full moon I'm assuming mushrooms, I'm a necrolampoon Not of Charles Mansoon, this fuck is ending soon, because I'm ejaculating [Bridge: Frank Ocean] Now I'd like to take this time of day to thank the Mother Earth Letting the sun shine down on the lake while I fish the waters Ooh, hide your daughters, hide your sisters, hell hide grandmama too Cause the fisherman's raping everybody in the pool, he on the loose, yeah [Outro] Got to wash it down, all this gold is fucking bait Wait until you see the semen swimming, baby Please not half the hole is great Morals? Your body's near that coral reef It was once upon a time you came home with me Then the next chapter left you in my teeth Fill your gills with goo, going deeper than Pacific Ocean This specific motion makes this hammerhead puke Got to wear a wetsuit, can't get seasick I love when you're in fishnets, you want me to eat you You're fucking wet, fish (Boppin Bitch) [Hook] So I met this girl at the club And I just wanted her to suck my dick And that's because (She's a boppin' bitch) Now she's drunk and talkin' to me a lot Until we go to another room And that's because (She's a boppin' bitch) [Verse 1] This little slut whore sucks cock for a little more bucks Than them other sluts fuck for, real easy Cause I didn't even knock on the front door I used the welcome mat as a cum rag And all the Wolves fucked her too, yeah she's a cum bag Filled with a bunch of shit I purchased at a drug store Four more door looking sluts let me explore 'til my cock got sore and started growing cold sores [Hook] Now she thinks that I like her But all I really wanted was that mouth And that's because (She's a boppin' bitch) Now she text messages every day And I don't ever hit that bitch back And that's because (She's a boppin' bitch) [Verse 2] This little hoodrat started jockin at my jock strap Until my uncircumcised penis finally unwrapped Flapping up and down until the cack finally go splat Now you gotta spat, spit it out until you scat Then you gotta sat and shit it out, bitch, fuck your feelings You wasn't feeling shit when you was down there kneeling Now shut the fuck up you got another dick to deal with [Interlude] Now why can't we fuck with this bitch? (She's boppin') Wait, tell him why we can't fuck with this bitch? (That bitch she boppin') What is she? She a BB, what does that stand for? (She boppin') She, what does she be doin'? (She boppin') [Hook] Now I'm at a fuckin' clinic Cause my dick is swollen' and keeps itchin' Nigga, I'mma kill this bitch (She's a boppin' bitch) [Outro] Where's my gun? I'mma kill this bitch To all my niggas out there listening, that bitch (She's boppin') And don't let her suck your dick or you'll get hurt
Views: 41928 100Kingdom
Ace Hood - Hustle Hard (Official Music Video) (Remix) ft. Rick Ross, Lil Wayne
 
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Get the new album here - http://idj.to/ahbstdxit Music video by Ace Hood performing Hustle Hard Remix. (C) 2011 The Island Def Jam Music Group Best of Ace Hood: https://goo.gl/Cwgwzc Subscribe here: https://goo.gl/1Uf6WK #AceHood #HustleHard #Vevo #OfficialMusicVideo #RickRoss #LilWayne
Views: 45776817 AceHoodVEVO
Bonobo Love | Wild Wives of Africa
 
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One species seems to have found the perfect method for keeping everyone in a state of total harmony. ➡ Subscribe: http://bit.ly/NatGeoWILDSubscribe #NatGeoWILD #Bonobos #Africa About National Geographic Wild: National Geographic Wild is a place for all things animals and for animal-lovers alike. Take a journey through the animal kingdom with us and discover things you never knew before, or rediscover your favorite animals! Get More National Geographic Wild: Official Site: http://bit.ly/NatGeoWILD Facebook: http://bit.ly/NGWFacebook Twitter: http://bit.ly/NGWTwitter Instagram: http://bit.ly/NGWInstagram Bonobo Love | Wild Wives of Africa https://youtu.be/82GUjPConiE Nat Geo Wild https://www.youtube.com/user/NatGeoWild
Views: 110079935 Nat Geo WILD
DOES SEX MAKE YOU LOOSE?
 
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stop picking on vaginas plz :) http://www.facebook.com/officiallacigreen Tweet me - http://www.twitter.com/gogreen18 When YEAST Strikes! - http://bit.ly/kFhQ6t Men Want Cuddles, Too! - http://bit.ly/nku2Zf KEGELS For female bodies - http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/kegel-exercises/WO00119 For male bodies - http://www.kegelexercisesformen.com/ Original music used with permission from http://www.soundcloud.com
Views: 365772 lacigreen
2 girls 1 tub
 
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fuck knows we were intoxicated
Views: 1596 Tammie Richards
Skrillex - First Of The Year (Equinox) [Official Music Video]
 
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Skrillex - First Of The Year (Equinox) [Official Music Video] Watch the official video for “First Of The Year (Equinox)” by Skrillex from the album, ‘More Monsters and Sprites EP”. Make sure to subscribe to Skrillex’s channel and turn on notifications to stay updated with all new uploads: http://skrillex.me/YTSubscribe Listen to Skrillex on Spotify: http://skrillex.me/SkrillexSelectsSP Get “First of The Year” off the album 'More Monsters and Sprites EP' here: Spotify: http://skrillex.me/MMSEPSP Apple Music: http://skrillex.me/MMSEPAM Google Play: http://skrillex.me/MMSEPGP Amazon: http://skrillex.me/MMSEPAZ Soundcloud: http://skrillex.me/MMSEPSC Director: Tony Truand. Produced by HK Corp Skrillex - First Of The Year (Equinox) [Official Music Video] © 2011 WMG Follow Skrillex: http://skrillex.com Facebook: http://skrillex.me/Facebook Instagram: http://skrillex.me/Instagram Twitter: http://skrillex.me/Twitter Snapchat: http://skrillex.me/Snap Subscribe to his YouTube channel: http://skrillex.me/YTSubscribe See Skrillex live: http://Skrillex.com/tour/ #Skrillex #FirstOfTheYear #SkrillexOfficialAudio
Views: 404399103 Skrillex
Toddlers & Tiaras with Tom Hanks
 
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The fourth part of Jimmy's interview with Tom Hanks where he shares a clip of Toddlers & Tiaras. SUBSCRIBE to get the latest #KIMMEL: http://bit.ly/JKLSubscribe Watch the latest Mean Tweets: http://bit.ly/MeanTweets8 Connect with Jimmy Kimmel Live Online: Visit the Jimmy Kimmel Live WEBSITE: http://bit.ly/JKLWebsite Like Jimmy Kimmel Live on FACEBOOK: http://bit.ly/JKLFacebook Follow Jimmy Kimmel Live on TWITTER: http://bit.ly/JKLTwitter Follow Jimmy Kimmel Live on INSTAGRAM: http://bit.ly/JKLInstagram About Jimmy Kimmel Live: Jimmy Kimmel serves as host and executive producer of Emmy nominated "Jimmy Kimmel Live," ABC's late-night talk show. "Jimmy Kimmel Live" is well known for its huge viral video successes with 1.5 billion views on YouTube alone. Some of Kimmel's most popular comedy bits include - Mean Tweets, Lie Witness News, Jimmy's Twerk Fail Prank, Unnecessary Censorship, YouTube Challenge, The Baby Bachelor, Movie: The Movie, Handsome Men's Club, Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective and music videos like "I (Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum" and a Blurred Lines parody with Robin Thicke, Pharrell, Jimmy and his security guard Guillermo. Now in its eleventh season, Kimmel's guests have included: Johnny Depp, Meryl Streep, Tom Cruise, Halle Berry, Harrison Ford, Jennifer Aniston, Will Ferrell, Katy Perry, Tom Hanks, Scarlett Johansson, Channing Tatum, George Clooney, Larry David, Charlize Theron, Mark Wahlberg, Kobe Bryant, Steve Carell, Hugh Jackman, Kristen Wiig, Jeff Bridges, Jennifer Garner, Ryan Gosling, Bryan Cranston, Jamie Foxx, Amy Poehler, Ben Affleck, Robert Downey Jr., Jake Gyllenhaal, Oprah, and unfortunately Matt Damon. Toddlers & Tiaras with Tom Hanks http://www.youtube.com/user/JimmyKimmelLive
Views: 17290392 Jimmy Kimmel Live
Ginger Freaks Out on Acid at Lollapalooza
 
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Lollapalooza Acid Freak Out while Ween plays "You Fucked Up"
Views: 363462 WickedLost
Fugly Girls
 
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Just some fugly girls tryina get with us thugly guys.
Views: 1492 MegzzersBrizzers
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (6/12) Movie CLIP - Tanaka Loses His Head (2003) HD
 
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Kill Bill: Vol. 1 movie clips: http://j.mp/1Ja1RrL BUY THE MOVIE: http://amzn.to/tfFZTx Don't miss the HOTTEST NEW TRAILERS: http://bit.ly/1u2y6pr CLIP DESCRIPTION: O-Ren Ishii (Lucy Liu) disciplines one of her headstrong bosses. FILM DESCRIPTION: Perhaps the most highly anticipated film of 2003, Kill Bill Vol. 1 marked the return of renowned filmmaker Quentin Tarantino after a six-year hiatus. Re-teaming the director with Uma Thurman for the first time since 1994's Pulp Fiction, the film was originally the first half of what was to be a three-hour-plus movie before being split into two films. Thurman stars as The Bride, one-fifth of a team of assassins called DiVAS. When The Bride opts to leave the outfit for a life of marital bliss, it doesn't sit well with her boss, Bill (David Carradine), so he has her former cohorts, played by Lucy Liu, Vivica A. Fox, Daryl Hannah, and Michael Madsen, show up at the nuptials, leaving behind a blood bath. Miraculously, The Bride survives a bullet to the head and, four years later, she sets out for revenge against her four assassins and their employer. The story is concluded in Kill Bill Vol. 2, released six months later. CREDITS: TM & © Miramax Films (2003) Cast: Lucy Liu, Julie Dreyfus, Chiaki Kuriyama Director: Quentin Tarantino Producers: Lawrence Bender, Mitsuhisa Ishikawa, Koko Maeda, Katsuji Morishita, Dede Nickerson, Kwame Parker, Erica Steinberg, E. Bennett Walsh, Bob Weinstein, Harvey Weinstein Screenwriters: Quentin Tarantino, Uma Thurman WHO ARE WE? The MOVIECLIPS channel is the largest collection of licensed movie clips on the web. Here you will find unforgettable moments, scenes and lines from all your favorite films. Made by movie fans, for movie fans. SUBSCRIBE TO OUR MOVIE CHANNELS: MOVIECLIPS: http://bit.ly/1u2yaWd ComingSoon: http://bit.ly/1DVpgtR Indie & Film Festivals: http://bit.ly/1wbkfYg Hero Central: http://bit.ly/1AMUZwv Extras: http://bit.ly/1u431fr Classic Trailers: http://bit.ly/1u43jDe Pop-Up Trailers: http://bit.ly/1z7EtZR Movie News: http://bit.ly/1C3Ncd2 Movie Games: http://bit.ly/1ygDV13 Fandango: http://bit.ly/1Bl79ye Fandango FrontRunners: http://bit.ly/1CggQfC HIT US UP: Facebook: http://on.fb.me/1y8M8ax Twitter: http://bit.ly/1ghOWmt Pinterest: http://bit.ly/14wL9De Tumblr: http://bit.ly/1vUwhH7
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2 fucking fish
 
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Two fish and one cup
Views: 607 gabriel arredondo
Dam girl Big O tities
 
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Talking Tom Cat 2 - app for iPhone and iPad
Views: 2047 DJRetards
Snuff Box - Boyfriend sketches
 
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Compilation of sketches from the 2006 BBC comedy series Snuff Box. Simply don't mention the boyfriend around Matt...
Views: 1599533 needlenoize
Theory of a Deadman - Bitch Came Back [OFFICIAL VIDEO]
 
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Theory of a Deadman's music video for 'Bitch Came Back' from the album, The Truth Is... - available now on Roadrunner Records. Download the album at http://smarturl.it/toadm-truth iTunes: http://smarturl.it/theory-itunes Subscribe: http://bit.ly/171a3Ya Site: http://theoryofadeadman.com Facebook: http://facebook.com/theoryofadeadman Twitter: http://twitter.com/toadm VK: http://vk.com/toadmofficial LYRICS The bitch came back the very next day Oh, the bitch came back, I thought she was a goner But, the bitch came back, she couldn't stay away Don't you know the bitch came back? I like her so much better when she's down on her knees Cause when she's in my face that's when I'm starting to see That all my friends were right for thinking that we'd be wrong Well she's so fuckin' stupid bet she's singing along The trouble with girls is they're all the same Forget the diamonds and pearls they just want a ring Before you know it you're like a dog on a leash Well you can try and change the world but you won't change me The bitch came back the very next day Oh, the bitch came back, I thought she was a goner But, the bitch came back, she couldn't stay away Don't you know the bitch came back? There she goes again she's always breaking my balls No matter what I do somehow it's always my fault She says I must be cheating cause I turned off my phone But that's the only frickin' way she'll leave me alone The trouble with girls is it's never enough They love to complain and they never shut up They like to tell you the way it ought to be Go on and tell the world but just don't tell me The bitch came back the very next day Oh, the bitch came back, I thought she was a goner But, the bitch came back, she couldn't stay away Don't you know the bitch came back? It ain't a joke when I say I wanna throw you out (I really mean it, I really mean it) Well look who's laughing now! The bitch came, the bitch came back The bitch came, the bitch came back The bitch came, the bitch came back She just couldn't stay away The bitch came back the very next day Oh, the bitch came back, I thought she was a goner But, the bitch came back, she won't stay the fuck away The bitch came back the very next day Oh, the bitch came back, I thought she was a goner But, the bitch came back, she couldn't stay away Don't you know the bitch came back
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Colt 45-Afroman ~Lyrics
 
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Afroman colt 45 lyrics :) This video is made by KeyBeanHD Copyright KeyBeanHD™ Wait a minute man Hey check this out man (tell it) There was this blind man right, (this fool right here)(man check it, hey) There was this blind man right(hey) He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right (yeah), hey He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin' (fish market?) He stopped he took a deep breath he said "Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies" all laughing You like that shit man (that was pretty good) Hey man I got a gang of that shit man I tell you what my man on the guitar, Hey fool on the drums. Everyone just gather around the mic I'll tell you all these mutha fuckin' jokes but first imma start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy (C'mon!) Say Colt 45 and 2 zig-zags baby thats all we need We can go to the park after dark Smoke that tumbleweed As the marijuana burns we can take our turn singing them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. so roll roll roll my joint pick out the seeds and stems ridin high as hell flyin through palmdale skating on dantty rims. so roll roll the eighty three cadillac coupe devill if the tapes or my cds just dont sell i bet my cadi will. well it was just sundown in a small white town we call it east side palmdale. when the afroman went through the white land houses when up for sale. well i was standing on the corner sellin rap cds when i met a little girl named jane. i let her ride in my cadi cause i didnt know my dady was the leader of the kun klux klan. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time. (chorus) i met this lady in hollywood she had green hair but damn she looked good i took her to my house cause she was fine but she wooped out a dick that was bigger than mine. i met this girl from japan Never made love with an African I fucked her once I fucked her twice I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice Don't be amazed at stories I tell ya I met a woman in the heart of Australia Had a big butt and big titties too So I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo See I met this woman from Hawaii Stuck it in her ass and she said aaiiiii Lips where breakfast Pussy was lunch Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian punch Met Colonel Sanders' wife in the state of Kentucky She said I'll fry some chicken if you just fuck me I came in her mouth it was a crisis I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices [CHORUS] I met Dolly (pardon) Parton in Tennessee Her titties were filled with Hennessy That country music really drove me crazy But I rode that ass and said yes Ms. Daisy I met this lady in Oklahoma Put that pussy in a coma Met this lady in Michigan I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch-again Met a real black girl down in South Carolina Fucked her til she turned to a white Albina Fucked this hooker in Iowa I fucked her on credit, so I owe her Fucked this girl down in Georgia Came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya Met this beautiful sexy ho She just ran across the border of Mexico Fine young thing said her name's Maria I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla I wanna get married but I cant afford it I know I'm a cry when she get deported [CHORUS] Have you ever went over a girl's house to fuck But the pussy just ain't no good I mean you gettin' upset because you can't get her wet Plus you in the wrong neighborhood So you try to play it off and eat the pussy But it take her so long to cum Then a dude walk in that's her big boyfriend And he asks you where you from So you wipe your mouth and you try to explain You start talkin' real fast But he already mad cause you fuckin' his wife So he start beatin' on you ass Now your clothes all muddy Your nose all bloody Your dick was hard but now its soft You thought you had a girl to rock your world Now you still gotta go jack off [CHORUS 'til it fades]
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South Park: Kyle's Mom's a Bitch Song and Video HD + LYRICS
 
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South Park: Bigger, Longer South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut - "Kyle's Mom's a Bitch" Song and Video South Park and their logos and characters are trademarks of Comedy Partners ENJOY! Lyrics: [Cartman] Weeeeeelllllll! [Kyle] Don't do it Cartman! [Cartman] Weeeeeelllllll! [Kyle] I'm warning you! [Cartman] Okay, okay... [Kyle] I'm gettin' pretty sick of him calling my mom a... [Cartman] Weeeeeelllllll, Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch, She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch, She's a bitch to all the boys and girls! [Kyle] Shut your fucking mouth Cartman! [Cartman] On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch, And Wednesday through Saturday she's a bitch, Then on Sunday, just to be different, She's a super king kamehameha bi-atch! Come on, you all know the words! Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair, She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch... Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, she's a stupid bitch! Kyle's mom's a bitch, and she just a dirty bitch! Talk to kids around the world, It might go a little bit somethin' like this! (Cartman & kids in various languages) Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair, She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch... Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, she's a stupid bitch! [Stan] Uh, Cartman... [Cartman] Kyle's mom's a bitch, and she just a dirty bitch! I really mean it Kyle's mom! She's a big fat, fuckin' biiiiiitch, Mean old fat fuckin' bitch, Kyle's moooom yeah-chaaaa... What? Oh, fuck...
Views: 1278394 glishisthename
Bad Boys 2 Reggie
 
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Views: 8255009 Bigpipinballer
Cobra Starship: You Make Me Feel... ft. Sabi [OFFICIAL VIDEO]
 
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Cobra Starship's music video for 'You Make Me Feel...' featuring Sabi from the album, Night Shades - available now on DCD2 Records / Fueled By Ramen. Download it at http://smarturl.it/nightshades Go behind the scenes of this video at http://youtu.be/Dt7JikEk-sU Subscribe: http://smarturl.it/fbryoutube Site: http://cobrastarship.com Facebook: http://facebook.com/cobrastarship Twitter: http://twitter.com/cobrastarship Instagram: http://instagram.com/cobrastarship Directed by Kai Regan LYRICS La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La Girl I've been all over the world Looking for you I'm known for taking what I think I deserve And you're overdue And if you listen you can hear me through the radio In that bright white noise What I been missing in my life That I been dreaming of You be that girl You be that girl You be Everything you want so let me get up there I'm the baddest baby in the atmosphere Tell me what you want so we can do just what you like You make me feel so La La La La La You make me feel so La La La La La You make me feel so La La La La La You make me feel so La La La La La You, you make me feel so Get a little closer to me girl And you'll understand 'Cause if you want a guy that knows what you need Well, then I'm your man And if I listen I can hear you through my radio In that bright white noise What I been missing in my life What I been dreaming of You be that girl You be that girl You be Everything you want so let me get up there I'm the baddest baby in the atmosphere Tell me what you want so we can do just what you like Ooh Everything you know I'm flipping upside down Take you 'round the world You know I like it loud Tell me what you want so we can do just what you like You make me feel so La La La La La You make me feel so La La La La La You make me feel so La La La La La You make me feel so La La La La La You make me feel, oh La La La La La You make me feel so La La La La La You make me feel so La La La La La You make me feel, oh La La La La La Put your hands up Put your hands up Let the lights drop Let the lights drop Make my world stop Make my world stop La La La La La La La La La La You make me feel so La La La La La
Views: 122612646 Fueled By Ramen
Bounce That Dick
 
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Download on iTunes http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/jenna-marbles-bounce-that/id491221862 Super huge thank you to everyone who helped make this: Supricky06 as sexual male singer http://www.youtube.com/user/supricky06 @supricky06 Michael Gallagher as director/editor/creative visionary of straight up fucking magic http://www.youtube.com/user/TotallySketch @TotallySketch Mike Kalombo as maker of hot fucking fire beats http://www.youtube.com/user/KlassicMaster @MikeKalombo Timothy DeLaGhetto aka Traphik as sorry that was racist, no for real though/ sexual male dick shaker http://www.youtube.com/user/TimothyDeLaGhetto2 @Traphik Jason Horton as the one that keeps getting food shoved in his mouth http://www.youtube.com/user/jasonhorton @Jason_Horton Richard Ryan as that dude with the grill in his mouth/sexytime dancer man http://www.youtube.com/user/ratedrr @RichardRyan Steve Greene as the guy with the hilarious O-face/Thor http://www.youtube.com/user/stevegreenecomedy @SteveGreeneCOM Max Nosleeves as I want to be in your video but I'll be hanging out with my dad all day so I'll just jump in at the last minute and shake my dick and look sexual @Maxnosleeves Tim Dancer as the absolutely ripped black man that made everything so fucking sexual Stephen Russell as the legitimate dancer Joe Lombardi as 2nd camera/Grip http://www.youtube.com/user/Skaster5288 @AztechFilm Natasha Karam as production assistant/thanks for getting us snacks ho @TL_LAVSH Jen Olivar as producer/production manager/ my #1 business bitch @Jolivar Charles Franklin Marbles as black chihuahua with the hip hop chain absolutely killin it and not apologizing for it @CharlesMarbles Kermit as wiggling dog dick #2 (no face shot, sorry bro next time) @Kermit_Thedog LYRICS: Yo I just wanna let everybody know That I've been told Since the day I first started growing pubes To shake my ass Well guess what My ass is fucking tired as shit This time it's your turn to wiggle your man junk for me I wanna see you shake your motherfucking penis bitch God damn look at you With your giant cocktapus Gotta hand full of ones just to spend if you flop it good I'm kidding bitch I got bills to pay I spend my money on myself but you can shake it for me anyway Dude knows I'm a G That's short for a girl Baby show me what you're working with and make that dick twirl Drop your hammer like Thor And shake it till it's sore I want penises galore In this bitch like Jersey Shore Bounce your dick on your balls like a motherfucking trampoline Do "The Snail" Do "The Watch" And shine it up with Vasoline I don't give a shit that you think you're jacked I work out too boo got muscles out the wazoo Just wanna see that dick bitch I'm talking bout your cock I don't give a fuck baby bounce it in a tube sock Boy you know that you like this song Now turn around stick out and wiggle that schlong Shake your dick bitch Flop it all around better get your ass low down to the ground And bounce your dick and bounce your dick, hey hey Better keep that thing moving all around the clock Better keep that thing moving till she says stop And bounce your dick and bounce your dick, hey hey hey I got boys all around shakin dicks in the air Like a bukkake porn cept no goo in my hair Hey Ching Chong Wing Wong shake your king kong ding dong Sorry that was racist I'm bad at rap songs Ha no I'm not I'm fucking awesome and shit I'm over here I'm over there I'm lickin my own tits Make that penis real hard and I'll sign your checks Wanna see it grow up like a Bonersaurus-rex Shake it for me at lunch Jumpin like it's got fleas I'll eat it cuz I love the Dickeroni and cheese Shake your dick in the car Shake your dick on an airplane Everybody look out Cuz choo choo here comes the meat train Shake your dick bitch Flop it all around better get your ass low down to the ground And bounce your dick and bounce your dick, hey hey Better keep that thing moving all around the clock Better keep that thing moving till she says stop And bounce your dick and bounce your dick, hey hey hey I would just like to thank all of you beautiful gentleman For shaking your wiener pieces at me all day today It has been a pleasure Nah I'm just kidding motherfucker Peniscopter Please subscribe to my channel and my vlog channel! I make new videos here every Wednesday and make vlogs during my majestical daily life. JennaMarbles JennaMarblesVlog Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Jenna-Mourey/311917224927 Twitter: https://twitter.com/#!/Jenna_Marbles @Jenna_Marbles @CharlesMarbles @Kermit_thedog Merchandise (dog toys, shirts and more): http://jennamarblesblog.com/shop Blog: http://www.jennamarblesblog.com/ Tumblr: http://jennamarbles.tumblr.com/ DailyBooth: http://dailybooth.com/Jenna_Marbles
Views: 9317590 JennaMarbles
P.Force-Fucking karma.wmv
 
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Views: 332 Ciiifors
Rodney Carrington Nut Sack
 
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I Do not own the Rights to this audio. All Credit/Rights go to the contributing artist and/or recording company!!! Thanks for listening and enjoy!
Views: 1807755 Tyler Tanis
Fat Bitches (Gucci Gucci Remix)
 
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Hook: Tasteless and Midwest Groupie Groupies, Screaming do me, Open up the bottle Later on I'll smoke some weed and fuck her like a model Groupie Groupie, fuckin' Hoochies, sippin' on that Vodka I'm killin' every beat like this is mutha fuckin' Sparta Verse 1: Midwest Okay now freeze like a snapshot, harder than a slapshot Ascot (ass got) swagger with more fire than a matchbox Hotter than Lebron my flow is somethin' like the Nile Yes I'm droppin' name brands like it's going outta style I don't rap cool, I only Rap Genius She said I got a Sweet Dee, I guess I'm Mac Genius Yes my steez is flyer than a G6 Plenty of fish but strictly no bait like teen tits I live dreamless and drink like a Sailor Jerry Write scripts like the Caucasian Tyler Perry Hit up my old girlfriend I need to mind my texts I'm trying to work my life out, P90X Cause I'm flirtin' with these girls who comin' to my shows Redhead hipsters, most of 'em just wanna go home With a dude who they think could be celebrity So I get my mind blown, John F. Kennedy Tasteless: Is he saying "fat bitches?" Midwest: I think he's saying "badminton." Tasteless: What if he's saying like, "bad pitches" like baseball? Midwest: What the fuck are you talking about? Hook: Groupie Groupies, Screaming do me, Open up the bottle Later on I'll smoke some weed and fuck her like a model Groupie Groupie, fuckin' Hoochies, sippin' on that Vodka I'm killin' every beat like this is mutha fuckin' Sparta Verse 2: Tasteless I be Killin' every mother fuckin' track that I'm on Got a Glock strapped on, saw your mom's strap on Crap on, all these weak MC's that rap wrong Why the fuck you think, that I never made a bad song? I'm the bad one, MJ, Sitting on a Segway Yeah that was a segue, Freddie Hubbard, Red Clay Banging on the keys every day Debussay, it's cray cray, I mean The beat is Kreay, and also cray Like crazay, Like Baybay, from south park Slutty girls want me cuz I'm fit like Tony Stark I'm passin' out this gospel You know that I always leave my Mark All you bitches love my shit But for you I only give a fart That would make me just a tease I'm not giving up shit Andy Milonakis Hoes on my dick bitch Girls blushing everywhere Pinky and the Brain that Meaning that they suck my dick But that goes with out sayin' that Yes I Pack the heat, Aaron Rodgers in my magazine Cover story dopeness, my life is a Swagazine Fuck over here, fuck over there Fuck every girl and her boyfriend don't care White Lil' B but except I can rap Show you how to kill a beat, ain't no app for that Hook Tasteless: Yo, shout out to all the basic bitches out there, I fuck one of you like everyday Midwest: Yeah, shout out to all the fat bitches out there too, they need love... just not from me
Views: 4547 MacroDopeOfficial
Sex In The Way (EP 2 )
 
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Anita: Damn..it was that fuckng dream that made me fuck you kesha...shit but i am going to that party tonight,shayla is the hottest, most sexiest girl to fuck, nothing is stopping me. Kesha: -already dressed- Haha ok lets just go then.........................................................................................THEY ARE AT SCHOOL.............................................Nessa: V! Omg,lost her again! -sees vanessa kissing some random girl at her locker- "Oh V.." Vanessa: -hears nessa- oh hey sis! sorry this hot girl gave me her number then we made out. she wanted me to fuck her beforre math,but i said no haha still not fucking people.-winks at the random girl- nessa: -disgusted- eww you and girls, anyways lets go to english now. -they pass anita and kesha- kesha: hey new girls yall look hot, maybe yall can come to shayla's party with us, wanna come? spin the bottle, and truth or dare and fucking. vanessa:-staring at anita's boobs- "Sure we will come..we would enjoy that" nessa: what! i mean..gosh fine what time to be ready? anita: 7:00, party starts at 7:30 so we will pick you sexy girls up tonight,address? vanessa: 497, River Ave. see ya at 7:00, -winks at anita- anita and kesha: see ya- they go to english-..at home, nessa is dressed in a red,lingerene type short sexy dress with fish -nets tights, and vanessa is dressed the same, only in pink and purple. vanessa: they are here! even though we are going to fuck, i dont care,who i fuck, i just wanna fuck now!! nessa: oh sister.. THEY ARE AT THE PARTY Shayla: ok everyone, spin the bottle/truth or dare time!!! anita: i call first!! -spins it and it lands on kesha- kesha? kiss or truth or dare? kesha: hmm dare... anita: ok, i dare you to eat out nessa... UH OH.. WILL NESSA LEAVE? OR TURN A LESBIAN!!!
Views: 718 SwaggNoLiee
Mogwai - Take Me Somewhere Nice
 
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Picture: Ken Wong - http://www.kenart.net.
Views: 77746638 LaikaAyumi
Super bass remix. 2011. get it twisted.
 
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This is for yalls with nasty pussy. Lyrics: this one is for the girls with arbys sandwich. real gross, gross smell, in the realest district. when you come up in the club, you be smelling up. that vagina that you got, be swellen up. its grilled. its filled. its defiantly real. the boys get around and they already failed. to get with ass, ill take pass. you smell like full on rotten trash. they kiss you on the liplip. then they take a lick lick. fillin them boys with a little bit of drip drip. thats the kinda a girl with the biggest hole. and yes if you look around its filled with mold! i said excuse me, you smell like fish. and no i don't think that it taste delish. and yes, them boys said they have had a taste. and yes, they said you squirted on all over their face. keep it to yourself, we don't want that smell. when you come around around, we all get repelled. take it the doctor, you got disease, you are a fucking dumb ass sleaze. oh girl you got that vagina smell common way. and i wanna barf all up in yo face. And its smells like fish fish fish fish fish fish yeah you got that arbys smell. fish fish fish fish fish fish you got that arbys smell. NASTY NASTY NASTY NASTY NASTY SMELLS TRASHY SMELLS LIKE TRASHY
Views: 258 FancyThatt
A rare FISH - 10th grade (at practice)
 
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No bass, classic acoustic song LYRICS: wake up at 6 and i go to school i cant drive but its all cool get on the bus talk to the girls that are on the bus they dont always talk back im used to it cant wait for lunch cause im so hungry hot dog and fries or a mystery "a" lunch with friends yelled at by the lunch mom whos house burned down now she has to move to a different town ha ha haha after lunch off to history Mrs. Durands cool but she not for me she signed my yearbook English class Mazur is a whale she's so fat i hope she goes to jail Fuck i hate her carve my name into the wall until i get yelled at by the principal i hate this school get out a 2 and i go uptown i have my bike i like to ride around i hate this town!
Views: 761 A rare FISH
Coldplay - Fix You
 
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Views: 324228159 Coldplay
How to Draw With Shadman!
 
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Shadman of http://shadbase.com/ drops by to show you how to draw. Because drawing is so easy. IT'S SO FUCKING EASY ISN'T IT SHADMAN?!?!?!?!
Views: 1714360 Wrath Club
Blowfly - Too Fat To Fuck
 
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Views: 119639 Irie Triumph
The Queers - I Hate Your Fucking Guts
 
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Track 70 from the compilation "Short Music For Short People". Lyrics: I don't wanna be around you anymore I don't wanna hear another word you say You make Danny Vapid look like a real smart fucker And I'm kinda hopin' that you go away I hate your fucking guts I hate your fucking guts I hate your fuckin' guts I hate your fuckin' guts I hate your fuckin' guts I hate your fuckin' guts Note: Danny Vapid used to be in the band Screeching Weasel.
Views: 3945 FuckingFoxy
CRAZY RUGBY STIFF ARM !!! Guy DOES 360!!
 
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Views: 37542 MagicoGonzalesES
My Girl a MB love story season.2 ep.4
 
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Roc- since we are friend CeCe u wouldn't mind if I did this *throws her in the water* C- *pops back up and laughs* ur dead *runs after and pulls him in water* T- Ray Ray me and CeCe need to tlk to u With Taii,Ray,CeCe T- I know u lik her ray ray Ray- babe I lik u T- trust me I'm okay with it this was fun while it lasted rite *smiles* Ray- ur breaking up wit me T- yea so u can be with the one u love and I can hook up wit Jawan Harris buh bye *leaves and starts flirting with Jawan* Ray- sooooo C- sooooo Ray,CeCe- listen *laughs* I really lik u......u do Ray- *laughs* yea C- I lik u to Ray- will u be my mrs.right C- *pretends to think* hmmm idk Ray- *pretends to be sad* oh okay *about to leave* C- *laughs* I'm kidding i'd love to be ur mrs.right Ray- gud. *kisses her With everyone T- gues what C- u and Jawan go out T- yea *kisses Jawan* C- guess what A- u and ray ray go out we know we know C- *joking* don't got to be a hater A- girl u wish Diggy- *runs over and is behind CeCe* hey sexy C- *kicks him in his balls* niggah get the fuck away from me Diggy- *on the floor groaning in pain* ahh shit tht fucking hurts C- don't worry u be good in a couple hours or days Ray- tht's my girl Prod- aye my girl- B- u start singing them lips coming off Mya u better get ur boy before I do M- yea prod tht was not the best time to sing Prod- well I'm sorry T- *looks at watch* it's getting late we should get back on the tour bus and pack to move in our brand new.....*drum rolls* Girls- TOUR BUS M- hey I can be ur secret weapon you know cuz I can dance C- u wish M- ight then *gets two random girls* ya'll know how to crank dat peter pan Random Girls- yea M- ight let's go Everyone on the beach- *standing around them recording* MoMo and Random girls- *dancing* http://youtu.be/sNwN1RPYziI (MoMo is the one in the middle) C- girl u ain't got nuffin on us girls you know what to do Girls- *dancing* http://youtu.be/1RMhopGSJts (mya is the shortest one, andrea is behind mya,bree is behind drea ,and taii is the tallest, I wanted to do a solo) C- well I guess it's my turn *dancing* http://youtu.be/zqbjMS1jcGg M- dang I guess u do got it C- yea we do At the MB tour bus Girls- *packing* M- imma meet ya'll in 10 mins I gotta get my clothes Girls- bye momo M- bye *leaves*
Views: 385 Ayana8000
REEL BIG FISH LIVE @ MANC ACADEMY 23/2/11
 
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Rbf - Where have you been!! Amazing gig! Bring on next year!!!!!!! Amazing sound quality and pretty good video!! Comment at will :) Judgemental comments? Fuck yourself :) xx
Views: 70 Chris Dinnage
Fucked up in school
 
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Views: 136 Medicomz
GO-FREE! - Fucking Perfect
 
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Views: 3066 dezso0412
Lil Wayne   6 Foot 7 Foot  Lyrics
 
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6 FOOT 7 FOOT ---►► http://Ltones.info/67 ◄◄--- Lyrics: [Hook] Six-foot, seven-foot, eight-foot bunch Six-foot, seven-foot, eight-foot bunch [Lil Wayne Verse 1] Excuse my charisma, vodka with a spritzer swagger down pat, call my shit Patricia Young Money militia, and I am the commissioner you don't want start Weezy, 'cause the F is for Finisher so misunderstood, but what's a World without enigma? two bitches at the same time, synchronized swimmers got the girl twisted 'cause she open when you twist her never met the bitch, but I f-ck her like I missed her life is the bitch, and death is her sister sleep is the cousin, what a f-ckin' family picture you know father time, we all know mother nature it's all in the family, but I am of no relation no matter who's buying, I'm a celebration black and white diamonds, f-ck segregation f-ck that shit, my money up, you n-ggas just Honey Nut Young Money running shit and you n-ggas just runner-ups I don't feel I done enough, so I'ma keep on doing this shit Lil Tunechi or Young Tunafish [Hook] Six-foot, seven-foot, eight-foot bunch Six-foot, seven-foot, eight-foot bunch [Lil Wayne Verse 2] I'm going back in okay, I lost my mind, it's somewhere out there stranded I think you stand under me if you don't understand me had my heart broken by this woman named Tammy but hoes gon' be hoes, so I couldn't blame Tammy just talked to moms, told her she the sweetest I beat the beat up, call it self defense swear man, I be seeing through these n-ggas like sequins n-ggas think they He-Men, pow, pow, the end talking to myself because I am my own consultant married to the money, f-ck the world, that's adultery you full of sh-t, you close your mouth and let yo ass talk young Money eating, all you haters do is add salt stop playing, bitch, I got this game on deadbolt mind so sharp, I f-ck around and cut my head off real n-gga all day and tomorrow but these muthaf-ckas talking crazy like they jaw broke glass half empty, half full, I'll spill ya try me and run into a wall, outfielder You know I'ma ball 'til they turn off the field lights the fruits of my labor, I enjoy 'em while they still ripe bitch, stop playing, I do it like a king do if these n-ggas animals, then I'ma have a mink soon tell 'em bitches I say put my name on the wall I speak the truth, but I guess that's a foreign language to y'all and I call it like I see it, and my glasses on but most of y'all don't get the picture 'less the flash is on satisfied with nothing, you don't know the half of it Young Money, Cash Money paper chasing, tell that paper, "Look, I'm right behind ya" bitch, real G's move in silence like lasagna people say I'm borderline crazy, sorta kinda woman of my dreams, I don't sleep so I can't find her you n-ggas are gelatin, peanuts to an elephant I got through that sentence like a subject and a predicate yeah, with a swag you would kill for money too strong, pockets on bodybuilder jumped in a wishing well, now wish me well tell 'em kiss my ass, call it kiss and tell [Cory Gunz] Word to my mama, I'm out of my lima bean don't wanna see what that drama mean, get some Dramamine llama scream, hotter than summer sun on a Ghana queen now all I want is hits, bitch, Wayne signed a fiend I played the side for you n-ggas that's tryna front, and see son of Gunz, Son of Sam, you n-ggas the son of me pause for this dumber speech, I glow like Buddha disturb me, and you'll be all over the flow like Luda bitch, I flow like scuba, bitch, I'm bold like Cuba and I keep a killer ho, she gon' blow right through ya I be macking, 'bout my stacking, now I pack like a mover shout to ratchet for backing out on behalf of my shooter n-ggas think they high as I, I come laugh at your ruler Cash Money cold, bitch, but our actions is cooler Wayne, these n-ggas out they mind I done told these f-ck n-ggas, so many times that I keep these bucks steady on my mind tuck these, I f-ck these on your mind, pause Two feet, I'm on my grind, did I get a little love? keep throwing my sign in the middle hit 'em up, piece on my side, 'cause ain't no peace on my side, bitch I'm a man, I visit urinals abroad Tune told me to, I'm shooting when the funeral outside I'm uptown, thoroughbred, a BX n-gga, ya heard? Gunna
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The Blenders - Dont fuck around with love
 
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Deuce/9 Lives Freaky Now feat Jeffree Star+LYRICS!
 
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-LYRICS- Truth, Deuce, Jeffree Star... She wants to lick my body, And I want to lick her body. So let's all have a party, Lick each other, Let's get naughty. She thinks that I'm a hotty, And I know she likes it doggie. Oh Ah, La Di Da Di. Oh Ah, Touch my body. Girl Let's get Freaky Now. Lick you all up and down. I got them lips, I'll make you drip until you twist all around. I want to feel them legs, Because it ain't time for sex. You've got them hips, You've got them lips I want to feel the rest. I like boys and girls and rockstars Even virgins wanna come into my snack bar. Don't hate me because I fucked your favorite band. Beer bottle in my pussy, Let's do a keg stand (bing). And let me show you how to sit on that dick. America's Next Top Model, Click Click. I'm the ringleader Girls follow my trends. Got Hannah Montana doing anal with my friends. Pull my hair, Scratch my back, Beat me like Rihanna. I love ass to mouth and black cock like Obama, what? We showed you how to turn off the lights So give me some fucking Twilight neck bites. Deuce is going to get your coochie real loose So I'm a line up your men and play duck duck goose. Girl Let's get Freaky Now. Lick you all up and down. I got them lips, I'll make you drip until you twist all around. I want to feel them legs, Because it ain't time for sex. You've got them hips, You've got them lips I want to feel the rest. Oh, Look who's back with his favorite transvestite. In the back sittin' V.I.P, That's right. And you're still waiting outside with a girl, mad. Because I got into the front line, with a gun. Yeah it's all fun till your laid out with your brains out And you end up on the other side of the club. With your face down. While my whole club bangs out of control. It's out of this world. The way you shake them hips make me like "Damn Girl". The way them lips taste make me think damn sure That your sucking dick straight from the men's bathroom. A little drip drip because you suck a dick quick. It's awesome, bitch, Then you realize "Oh Shit! " Took that shit out, When it smelt like cold fish. A little Chlamydia ain't gonna do shit. Girl Let's get Freaky Now. Lick you all up and down. I got them lips, I'll make you drip until you twist all around. I want to feel them legs, Because it ain't time for sex. You've got them hips, You've got them lips I want to feel the rest. I'm from the West Coast, Bentleys and palm trees. You can tell his army you're looking at his car keys. Got a problem, Add it up, Damn right, I'm tatted up. California, Stand up, And go on, put your hands up. I'm sipping on whatever, So she can look better. I don't want a problem, So I bought the condoms. Truth is in the house, She must be in some luck. I've seen her at the club, And heard she wants to fuck. I'm gangster like white walls, Sitting on a regal. I hear no, I see no, I speak no evil. Rock your boat, baby I'm the coolest skipper. Live up in this hospital, Ain't nobody sicker. Balling, baby, My truth speak for itself. I got the LVs on the bag, Just to match the belt. I like the smiles on your bitch and that's a fact I put some miles on your bitch and send her ass back That's right. Girl Let's get Freaky Now. Lick you all up and down. I got them lips, I'll make you drip until you twist all around. I want to feel them legs, Because it ain't time for sex. You've got them hips, You've got them lips I want to feel the rest. These ladies go crazy, They wanna have all my babies. They love me because I'm famous, And haters hate that I made it. Oh baby, Oh baby. Let me get in your Mercedes, I know you got a friend or two, maybe. I hope she ain't think we're dating. I'm heroin, I'm like ecstasy. All these girls want sex from me. Blowing up my phone, Always texting me. All they want to do is get next to me. I'm schizo, I'm loco. They're mad because I'm rolling solo. I'm rich trying to get that mo-dough. And in the bed these girls say I'm a mofo. Girl Let's get Freaky Now. Lick you all up and down. I got them lips, I'll make you drip until you twist all around. I want to feel them legs, Because it ain't time for sex. You've got them hips, You've got them lips I want to feel the rest. You know you like that, hoe. You know what it is. Nine Lives, Bitch.
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Chapter Jackson - It's Free Swipe Yo EBT (Explicit)
 
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Keywanda is having the time of her life. Her job is raising her family of 10 children while dealing with the drama and stress of the children's fathers. Thanks to the great state of California, Keywanda can support her lifestyle of having fun, getting "Turnt Up" and the kids can even get to eat from time to time. Chapter Jackson plays roles in her music videos using "Satire" which is primarily a literary genre or form, although in practice it can also be found in the graphic and performing arts. In satire, vices, follies, abuses, and shortcomings are held up to ridicule, ideally with the intent of shaming individuals, and society itself, into improvement.Although satire is usually meant to be funny, its greater purpose is often constructive social criticism, using wit as a weapon. Check out Chapter Jackson Interview on NBC http://www.rightthisminute.com/story/its-free-swipe-yo-ebt Check out Chapter Jackson Interview at Brand Your Music http://www.musicthread.net/2011/09/22/brand-your-music-interview-series-with--artist/ Check out Chapter Jackson radio interview with 103.7 The Beat http://1037thebeat.com/wordpress/?p=3001 Artist: Chapter Jackson, Director: Chapter Jackson, Producer: Christopher A. Jackson, Editor: Michael D. Schultz, Executive Producer: Christopher A. Jackson, Songwriters: Chapter Jackson, Christopher A. Jackson, Music Produced By: Deasy Macc in association with Big Face$ Records and Flyguy Ace A Creative Indie Artists Production http://www.chapterjackson.com https://www.facebook.com/chaptersworldmusic http://www.myspace.com/chapterartist http://www.twitter.com/Chapterjackson Chorus It's free! Swipe Yo EBT Free! Swipe Yo EBT It's free! Swipe Yo EBT Free! Swipe Yo EBT It's free You had me to get it all free You had me to get it all free You had me to get it all free You had me to get it all free Verse One The state of California I need to warn you Free welfare free dental free food Mama say's she can't take me to school Why am I hungry and we get free food. Free housing free day care free clothes. This is where the tax payer money goes. Ooh a bugger in my nose. We all share chonees and socks. Did mamma's check come in the mailbox? Pre Chorus All you have to do is fuck And 9 months later you're getting the big bucks But all you have to do is fuck And 9 months later you're getting the big bucks All you have to do is fuck And 9 months later you're getting the big bucks But all you have to do is fuck Chorus It's free! Swipe Yo EBT Free! Swipe Yo EBT It's free! Swipe Yo EBT Free! Swipe Yo EBT It's free! You had me to get it all free You had me to get it all free You had me to get it all free You had me to get it all free Verse Two California wake up If they don't get they're money They're going to kick Yo butt At the county building standing in line It's to late they're not passing out Anymore vouchers for section 8 It's to late they're not passing out any more vouchers for section 8 They turned me away Pre Chorus All you have to do is fuck 9 months later you're getting the big bucks But all you have to do is fuck 9 months later you're getting the big bucks All you have to do is fuck 9 months later you're getting the big bucks But all you have to do is fuck 9 months later you're getting the big bucks Chorus It's free! Swipe Yo EBT Free! Swipe Yo EBT It's free! Swipe Yo EBT Free! Swipe Yo EBT It's free You had me to get it all free You had me to get it all free You had me to get it all free You had me to get it all free Bridge: Now yall need to be sitting here now Let's go get this money Man I want some subway Hot Cheetos Some Starburst Fish and French fries Some Jolly Rancher Lemonade A mamma! Did they approve us for section 8 cause I don't want go to Granny's house anymore, anymore! I want some airheads Hot Cheetos I want some nachos Oh I want some pizza Noodles- Ravioli Ohh! I want a pickle with some Kool-Aid See that's just ghetto You'll want too much stuff I want everything in the store Chorus It's free! Swipe Yo EBT Free! Swipe Yo EBT It's free! Swipe Yo EBT Free! Swipe Yo EBT It's free! You had me to get it all free You had me to get it all free You had me to get it all free You had me to get it all free EBT!!!!!!
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WTF Japan Seriously!?
 
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