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Who’s that Girl -  Palladium
 
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He's back! Your friendly neighborhood heartthrob Johnny M. is spreading the Love once again and certifying Hot chicks everywhere in the show that proves that good looks is not the only way to get some action and certifying no less than Berna Kano Johnny's point is taken that style is still everything. Johnny M now takes on Palladium New Word and shows the gang that to all it takes to bag a hot chick is a Mic,a Camera , and good old fashion "Kapal ng Mucha!.
Views: 4182303 Flippish
Girl gets knocked out by guy at resturant
 
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girl gets knocked out after guy was fighting with cashier while being drunk in the process and it turns into a huge brawl enjoy
Views: 72294 InstantCarnageTV2
Strip Roulette of Death
 
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A deadly game where some gorgeous ladies throw knifes at a man on a target wheel. If they miss they lose an article of clothing, if they hit him he suffers the consequences. This was a short created for the Looks that Kill Calendar Carnival of Horrors 2015.
Views: 31411 Fat Foot Films
Who’s That Girl invades UST faculty of engineering
 
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Catch JC Manikad showcasing his confidence as he looks for beautiful women at the event organized by the UST College of Engineering entitled "Ultimate Dance Revolution" held at the Manila Ocean Park. Let's see who's the most beautiful of them all...
Views: 2571443 Flippish
It's Emmy's first time getting fluxed!
 
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Emmy experiences Flux Red for the first time. She lost 5 inches from her core & gained 2 inches on her booty in just 30 minutes!
Views: 1695 Ella Bardo
Things That Can Fuck Off | Russell Howard Stand Up Central
 
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Watch as Russell talks about how he hates the term "MotherSunday" | Russell Howard Stand Up Central Watch Russell Howard talk about his first time with cannabis: http://bit.ly/RussellHowardCannabis Subscribe to Comedy Central UK: http://bit.ly/1gaKaZO Check out the Comedy Central UK website: http://bit.ly/1iBXF6j ---------------------- Russell meet's the UK's best Crazy Golf duo | Russell Howard's Good News: http://bit.ly/RHGNCCUK Watch Joe Wilkinson talk about getting away with crapping yourself on Stand Up Central: http://bit.ly/Joewilkinsonstandup
Views: 2807703 Comedy Central UK
Woman Without Adventure. Russian Movie. Drama. English Subtitles. StarMedia
 
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More free russian movies with english subtitle: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88b1hJVZonM&list=PLwGzY25TNHPDvMR94Tj8lP4cmf6AGURaT A story of Irene, a woman of 37, being a mother of 2 children – a boy of 12 and a girl of 16 – who passionately falls in love with a young guy Anatoly, a former secret service man, who is an absolute polarity to her weak-willed husband. As a result of dramatic twists and turns, her husband dies of heart attack, her children abandon her and she retires to a monastery as a lay sister. Anatoly keeps loyalty to his live, and starts caring of Irene’s children, which results in Irene taking decision to revert back to the world again. Type: film Genre: drama Year of production: 2008 Directed by: Nikolay Mikhailov Written by: Natalia Khabarova Directors of photography: Anatoliy Khimich, Aleksandr Makarenko Music by: Timur Polyanskiy Producers: Larisa Zhuravska, Vlad Ryashin Cast: Elena Ksenofontova, Anatoliy Zhuravliov, Raisa Ryazanova, Stanislav Bondarenko, Anzhelika Vol'skaya, Ekaterina Kabak, Aleksandr Siguev Watch movies and TV series for free in high quality. Explore a great collection of documentaries. The best Russian movies and tv series, melodrama, war movies, military tv shows, new russian films, top documentary films and full movies with english subtitle. With these free online Russian language movies you will learn Russian easily. Subscribe for high quality movies and series on our channel. Enjoy Watching! #StarMediaEN
Views: 3841498 StarMediaEN
girl yo fucking pussy stank hoe
 
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LMAO I CANT 😂😂😭😭
Views: 3433 loverboy3k
Fucking spider in my shirt
 
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thanks dillon
Views: 181 PARTYC4T
ellh eisai poutana
 
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Views: 581748 Despacito 8
DNCE - Cake By The Ocean
 
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Cake By The Ocean (Official Video) Song taken from the SWAAY EP Download: http://republicrec.co/DNCESwaayEx Stream/Share “Cake By The Ocean” on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/42ftjU4cTN5UTRksyqBKZJ Follow DNCE Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/DNCE Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/DNCE Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/DNCEmusic Snapchat: DNCEmusic Directed by Black Coffee & Gigi Hadid Producer by Andrew Lerios Music video by DNCE performing Cake By The Ocean. © 2015 Republic Records a division of UMG Recordings Inc. http://vevo.ly/5StuEf Best of DNCE: https://goo.gl/haNe6F Subscribe here: https://goo.gl/SfnZbH
Views: 344287653 DNCEVEVO
Surprise Warheads Candy Bowl - Tipsy Bartender
 
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It's a candy bowl made of warhead candy infused vodka! Here's the recipe: https://tipsybartender.com/recipe/warhead-candy-bowl/ FIND KANYA: http://www.instagram.com/KanyaSesser DRINK CREATED BY: http://www.instagram.com/mcthenatural MORE VIDEOS & RECIPES: http://www.TipsyBartender.com
Views: 2028660 Tipsy Bartender
Fuck Myanmar Hater
 
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Views: 15396 nobody can't stop
Dunch Kikilu
 
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Views: 3426 Sun Mix
Who’s That Girl goes to Baguio!
 
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After its domination in the metro, JohnnyM. and team WTG decided to extend their territorial claims! This time... to the Summer Capital of the Philippines: BAGUIO CITY! Discover the beauty of Baguio through the camera lens of team WTG, and discover "exotic" Baguio natives! Plus, since this our Love Month edition, it won't hurt to say that... JOHNNY M. SHARES THE LOVE! Cheers! Don't forget to LIKE us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/WTGofficial Like us on facebook https://www.facebook.com/flippishcomofficial Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/flippishcom Stalk us on instagram https://instagram.com/flippishdotcom
Views: 2432133 Flippish
Fuck Me In The Ass Cause I Love Jesus
 
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Original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ZF_R_j0OY The Loophole by Garfunkel and Oates
Views: 370461 Imperfect Videos
Nayantara's Necklace | Konkana Sen | Royal Stag Barrel Select Large Short Films
 
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An accidental friendship between two of the unlikeliest characters and the twist and turns it takes as their relationship develops. Watch Jaydeep Sarkar's original drama,, presented by Royal Stag Barrel Select Large Short Films.
Views: 5248596 LargeShortFilms
Epic Meal Time needs to be STOPPED
 
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Epic Meal Time needs to be stopped. Their videos are quite frankly, a fucking joke. It's not funny to watch innocent animals being turned into grotesque "epic" meals. This video took me a long time to make and yes it is a reupload but only because the last one was restricted and more people need to see this. ♕ I dare you to watch the Best speech ever!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KE-Yb6MVl8c ☼ Watch Cowspiracy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nV04zyfLyN4 ▼ Save yourself a lot of money and pain by grabbing my ebook here: http://www.30bananasaday.com/FreeleesEbook ★ Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/freeleethebananagirl ★ Durianriders channel: http://www.youtube.com/durianriders ★ Follow me on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/thebananagirl ★ Rawtill4 community http://www.rawtill4.com ★ Check out my BLOG http://www.TheBananaGirl.com If links are missing from the description box it's not because I have deleted them but due to youtube upload default. Please request link in the comments.
Views: 208636 F r e e l e e
Harry Potter und ein Stein [Full HD] Mit Untertiteln
 
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Achtung: Die Synchro ist nicht von mir, sondern von Coldmirror. Ich habe lediglich die HD Version und die Untertitel gemacht. This is a german Parody. This is NOT the original movie and I wont upload it! I also will not add any subtitles, you can make them if you want though. WiWa auf Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/WiWaMusicOfficial Hier geht's zum Soundtrack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbdX4nCASIU&list=PLICsHkgJIEzwZrmJsBOit4Q-RcZCqcfy7&index=1 Hier geht's zum Trailer und zu den Outtakes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vc3qqrUPBEg&list=PLICsHkgJIEzwYglMfuRbCPHP3gT9c9x6b Der erste Teil der Harry Potter Synchros von Coldmirror in Full HD und mit deutschen Untertiteln.Das ist nicht die Version von GamerXC3, sondern eine von mir erstellte. Momentan gibt es für dieses Video nur deutsche Untertitel, englische sind geplant. Falls ihr für die Untertitel noch irgendwelche Verbesserungsvorschläge habt, schreibt die gerne in die Kommentare. Die Untertitel und Anmerkungen mit den Musiktiteln kann man selbstverständlich auch deaktivieren.
Views: 21018474 WiWa
Chinese Hospital Staff Hold DEAD Child In Public Humiliation! ft. David So & Gina Darling
 
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Hospital staff are slapped and forced to hold a DEAD child in severe public humiliation after the toddler died during a medical treatment! Previous Video: http://bit.ly/1LELVk9 Follow Us On SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/justkiddingnews Subscribe To JustKiddingNews Podcasts on iTunes: http://bit.do/justkiddingnews Fucked Up Hospital News - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-3253187/Shocking-moment-Chinese-hospital-staff-slapped-forced-hold-dead-child-severe-public-humiliation-toddler-died-medical-treatment.html Special Thanks to Our Guests & Friends: David So • YouTube: http://youtube.com/davidsocomedy • Facebook: http://facebook.com/dsocomedy • Twitter: http://twitter.com/Davidsocomedy • Instagram: http://instagram.com/Davidsocomedy Gina Darling • YouTube: http://youtube.com/user/ExSuperVillain • Facebook: http://facebook.com/IHeartGina • Twitter: http://twitter.com/missginadarling • Instagram: https://instagram.com/missginadarling/ Cast: • Hosted by Tiffany Del Real • Commentary by: David So, Joe Jo, Julia Chow, Geo Antoinette, Gina Darling • Edited by Byron Montilla: http://twitter.com/boxSWAGG Submit JKNews Articles Here: http://tinyurl.com/justkiddingnews --- FOLLOW THE CREW: • Joe Jo: https://instagram.com/joe_joverdose • Bart Kwan: http://instagram.com/bartkwan • Geo Antoinette: http://instagram.com/Geo_Antoinette • Casey Chan: http://instagram.com/chanmanprod • Tommy Trinh: http://instagram.com/tomttrinh • Julia Chow: http://instagram.com/xblueapplez • Michael Chiu: http://instagram.com/mchiu11 • Tiffany Del Real: http://instagram.com/real_tiff • Brandon Choi: http://instagram.com/bchoii • Josh Osei: http://instagram.com/dubhalo • Sean D. Nguyen: http://instagram.com/seandnguyen SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNELS • JUST KIDDING FILMS: http://youtube.com/justkiddingfilms • JUST KIDDING PARTY: http://youtube.com/justkiddingparty • JUST KIDDING GAMER: http://youtube.com/justkiddinggamer • ASK THE FEELS: http://youtube.com/askthefeels • JOE'S CHANNEL: http://youtube.com/theuncochin • BART'S CHANNEL: http://youtube.com/bartkwan • GEO'S CHANNEL: http://youtube.com/GeovannaAntoinette FOLLOW AND LIKE US HERE: • INSTAGRAM: https://instagram.com/JustKiddingnews • FACEBOOK: http://facebook.com/JustKiddingNews • MERCHANDISE: http://justkiddingfilms.bigcartel.com/
Views: 301356 JustKiddingNews
Ballyhoo! - Mixtape (LYRIC VIDEO)
 
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A song about having a crush. The official lyric video for "Mixtape." from the album "girls." out now on Right Coast Records / INgrooves Music Group. Download it now at iTunes: http://fanlink.to/bhoogirls http://ballyhoorocks.com http://facebook.com/ballyhoo http://twitter.com/ballyhoorocks http://instagr.am/ballyhoorocks LYRICS I can't explain this lately I never even tried to talk to that girl I throw a smile when she walks by thinkin’ that should bring her into my world But I know that's not enough She's a diamond I can't touch and I just don’t have the guts but I’m thinking Maybe she’ll appreciate a compilation on a tape of songs that illustrate how I’m feelin’ Oooh, I did it again! I made her a mixtape And she don’t even know my name I don’t wanna be friends Don’t wanna make that mistake I’m hopin’ that she feels the same Oooh, I did it again! I made her a mixtape And she don’t even know my name I don’t wanna be friends Don’t wanna make that mistake I’m hopin’ that she feels the same I must be crazy That’s the 3rd time this week that I left her a CD She probably thinks I’m a creep I wanna tell her what’s up I wanna tell her so much Her friends are looking like what’s this guy’s problem? I need to man the fuck up She’s always making me blush She knows that I’ve got a crush and I’m trippin’ And so it’s just gonna go the only way it ever goes… it goes…it goes…it goes now! Oooh, I did it again! I made her a mixtape And she don’t even know my name I don’t wanna be friends Don’t wanna make that mistake I’m hopin’ that she feels the same Oooh, I did it again! I made her a mixtape And she don’t even know my name I don’t wanna be friends Don’t wanna make that mistake I’m hopin’ that she feels the same I can't explain this lately I never even tried to talk to that girl I throw a smile when she walks by thinkin’ that should bring her into my world But I know that's not enough She's a diamond I can't touch and I just don’t have the guts but I’m thinking Maybe she’ll appreciate a compilation on a tape of songs that illustrate how I’m feelin’ Oooh, I did it again! I made her a mixtape And she don’t even know my name I don’t wanna be friends Don’t wanna make that mistake I’m hopin’ that she feels the same Oooh, I did it again! I made her a mixtape And she don’t even know my name I don’t wanna be friends Don’t wanna make that mistake I’m hopin’ that she feels the same I’m hopin’ that she feels the same
Views: 111553 BALLYHOO!
Five Nights At Freddy's 3 & 4 Animation | Jacksepticeye Animated
 
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Five Nights At Freddy's 3 AND 4 have been merged into one incredible animation by none other than James Farr! ►All Animation By: https://www.youtube.com/user/jamesrfarr ►Original Videos: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7HOJlMHIE8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8ZkScqcd3M ►Subscribe for more great content : http://bit.ly/11KwHAM ►Follow me on Twitter : http://bit.ly/12aPsmi ►Like me on Facebook : http://on.fb.me/1hhjZiM ►Instagram: http://instagram.com/jacksepticeye ►Twitch: http://www.twitch.tv/jacksepticeye Outro Song created by "Teknoaxe". It's called "I'm everywhere" and you can listen to it here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPtNBwMIQ9Q
Views: 31471168 jacksepticeye
Life is Strange Ep 1 - "Chrysalis" Walkthrough!
 
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Don't be fooled by the thumbnail, this shit is classy as all hell. I had this great idea that I'd marathon the whole thing in one night in preparation for the finale. I had to shut down after two episodes because it was late and people wanted to sleep. Then I'm having issues with uploading because the internet is still fucked. Then one of the parts got copyright detected because one of the bullshit hipster songs was a bit loud. The WHOLE THING is fucking turning me off uploading anything ever again, why the fuck can't this shit just work?? At this juncture it ought to be illegal to charge money for a utility that can't fucking cut it. (And yes, we called the internet people, we're working on it). Ugh. Anyway, the game. I like it better than Telltale's stuff, there I said it.
Views: 1269 BarryDennen12
Tangerine Piranha Hideout
 
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(LYRICS BELOW.) This song has been inspired by staying at the Boyd Family Homestead in Bundanon- a place donated to the Australian people by Arthur and Yvonne Boyd so that artists could stay here and be inspired by the landscape, and so that the land stayed protected and looked after. I couldn't help thinking about the lovers that met and tried to create a better world in their way. I tried to write it in a style from another time. Lyrics: They tasted tangerines And spat out all the seeds and with their Toes they painted Disappearing Pictures in the stream That vanished like details of a dream. Gone before you can wonder what the hell it even means. The sun was sinking low Down it went then up it rose And still they spoke They were accompanied By dawn in dulcet tones Now stop me if I’m wrong- I think there might be something going on. They lay down in the sand And tried to understand the things that Came before They were even born Like stars up in the sky That fell before their very eyes. Now it comes as no surprise That neither of them noticed that the next day had arrived. Pull over I Want to smell the flowers let’s lie By the side of the road Can we take our time. This whole fucking world is a Mess and the wheel keeps on turning. Stop it all for a day. I don’t know if we can fix it Or if there’s much that we can do But tell me your ideas and I’ll tell mine to you. When the river floods She’d hold his head above the rising Water fighting All the biting Predators That come up from below. She said I won’t let you go. We’ll survive this ‘cause we have before And when we wash up on the shore We’ll breathe……. But it won’t be long before We have to do it all again But darling that is then And this is now So let’s take this now for now And worry about that later Pull over I Want to smell the flowers let’s lie By the side of the road Can we take our time. This whole fucking world is a Mess and the wheel keeps on turning. Stop it all for a day. I don’t know if we can fix it Or if there’s much that we can do But tell me your ideas and I’ll tell mine to you. They tasted tangerines And spat out all the seeds and with their Toes they painted Disappearing Pictures in the stream That vanished like details of a dream. Gone before you can wonder what the hell it even means.
Views: 405 Anya Anastasia
Eminem - Phenomenal
 
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Playlist Best of Eminem: https://goo.gl/AquNpo Subscribe for more: https://goo.gl/DxCrDV Music video by Eminem performing Phenomenal. (C) 2015 Shady Records/Interscope Records http://vevo.ly/7UTN9a
Views: 45898139 EminemVEVO
Howlin' Pussy Blues
 
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Ol' time slide guitar improvisation with unsuspected guests (pissed-off cat & worn'out dog) That song was recorded while on the drunk... (Slide guitar by Vincent "Vinnie Brown", recorded by Rodolphe "Doubled" Tremblay)
Views: 461 Vincent Houde
05 PSYCHOTIC REACTIONS Too Drunk Too Fuck
 
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PSYCHOTIC REACTIONS Punk meets grunge & metal, with menace A cover of Dead Kennedys Too Drunk Too Fuck! Hell Yeah!!! vocals: Laura Snook aka Phoenix Jay guitar: Jan Fex bass: Benoit Carre drums: Jan Mueller aka Professor Kinski recorded by Adrien Gayraud at Links to the Muse music shop, Phnom Penh additional recordings, mix and mastering by Jan Mueller / Professor Kinski, Phnom Penh. A Psychotic Reactions production 2015.
Views: 232 profkinski
She Bang Bang by Dante
 
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One of the worst songs ever written and it was all done by me. No one else to blame for this. I did the song, the music, the nonsense. Its all me. You should not listen to this around people you like. Click below to read the lyrics to this mess. I see London I see France This bitch is wearing no underpants In the club I think she nasty Said hello she walked right past me That bitch She think she is? Know all the women Up in this place Want my jizz? On they face Shit so hot it burn like mace In they eyes No surprise Say she love but I know she lie How come? Cause she got a mouth First day together And she put it all In her mouth 23 inches Fuck three times and now she got stitches In her ass No vagina Two high fives Then I get behind her Name Dante bitch you need reminder Whips handcuffs now we got to bind her 50 shades Freaky shit Rocky road On her tits Ice cream nipples Booty got dimples Your new boyfriend Yeah bitch its simple Don't act shy bitch drop them draws Step in the club and girls all pause like (chorus) Hoes in here don't know my name Braids in hair Leroy from Fame Bra triple H So we play The Game Goonie time I'm Corey Haim Touching breasts In the club See my ex Show her love Angry sex On the floor Finish up She wants some more Don't be greedy hoe share the dick Halloween fucking its treats and tricks Sneeze on coochie they call me sick Gave me a number she used a Bic Ink pen In her purse Killing snatch Call a Hearst Zombie dick Raising dead In the booth Getting head I get raw like a steak that's rare Hit it from behind I'm pulling hair Smooth asshole they call me Nair Never use a condom cause I don't care Get it raw dog with a dick that's bare Penis stick up hands in the air Buck like a pony and she's a mare In both holes that's double dare At the house fucking strangers Eisenberg call me Danger Jesus time In the manger Arms is out Airplane hanger Call her sister Family style In the kitchen Getting wild This the best Christmas ever Will I call her Probably never
Views: 130 Dantania
Squirrelly Girl: "no phone syndrome"
 
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What to do when you are alone and bored in your dorm room with out a phone.
Views: 101 Kailey Nicole
MGS V: SNAKE FUCKS A KID...................UP (Liquid)??
 
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interesting lil skirmish
Views: 212 Phil DragonKing
Bitches Can't Find They Man
 
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Me & My Sis In Law Playing Around . Add Me On Snapchat @AppleJakks97
Views: 163 Ashleyy
THIS IS HOW YOU EAT A BIG MAC NIGGA
 
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this, is, how, you, eat, big, mac, nigga, vine, vinecomp, comp, LOL, Big Mac (Consumer Product) Couldn't find a mirror on YouTube so I decided to upload it myself. Friends Slap Mc Donald's Big Mac Out Fat Kids Hand. Slow Motion version of popular vine "This is how you eat a big mac nigga" Please leave a Like if you enjoyed this video. And if you have any suggestions on what I should upload next ... Big Max - Le plus Gros burger Big Mac de chez McDonald's. by Mister Buzz ... this is how you eat big mac ... Friends Slap Mc Donalds Big Mac Out Fat Kids Hand. THIS IS HOW YOU EAT A BIG MAC NIGGA Ten film ... About; Export; Add to. THIS IS HOW YOU EAT A BIG MAC NIGGA. more. Publication date : 18/10/15 ... This Is How You Eat A Big Mac Nigga. DAMN, SON, COME ON CUZ! DAMN! Complete Full Transcript, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, ... Watch IamCoreyFloca's Vine "This Is How You Eat A Big Mac Nigga ❗ " taken on 17 October 2015. It has 36 ... THIS IS HOW YOU EAT A BIG MAC NIGGA. Trending story found 5 minutes ago on
Views: 420990 Media Australia
What The Fuck Have I Been Doing With My Life
 
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What The Fuck Have I Been Doing With My Life (My Dreams Are Stuck In Past Memories Leading To The Next) is a Poem from my collection "let me know about your depression (here's how i change mine)" available at www.justinblackburnwrites.com what the fuck have i been doing with my life? (my dreams are stuck in past memories leading to the next) i am five, playing in the woods with imaginary friends. one of them takes me to his house and molests me. i find out later he was real. i am eighteen, slicing up my face with a razorblade. i watch the mirror watch me bleed. i can not feel a thing. i have no idea why i’m doing it. i am six, asking “when’s brian coming home?” my father informs me brian is in heaven as he holds back tears. ”how do i go there?” my father’s damn breaks. i run to my brother’s room, get under his blankets, and feel his presence. i am nineteen, writing poetry in school books. every ounce of me wants to drop out and be a writer but every one tells me you have to finish college. i am not brave enough to follow my dreams. i am seven, marcus and i are in the front yard racing remote control cars. my grandfather wakes from his front porch nap screaming ”my grandson’s not hanging round no niggers while i’m here!” i don’t understand what he’s saying but it terrifies me. i am twenty, blindfolded in the woods as a pledge in a racist southern fraternity. i am receiving the college experience as my brothers piss on my face and pour beer down my throat while stepping on my adam’s apple. i accept the moment as my punishment for being born white. i am eight, held under water by a strange man in a robe. he tells me, to let jesus into my heart. i tell him, i don’t know how as i come up for air. he says, if i don’t i go to hell. he dunks me again as i worry oh no, i’m going to hell. i am twenty one, experiencing my morning ritual panic attack in a insane asylum. i am telling myself “this too shall pass” but i don’t believe it. i feel it is me who is passing and i am terrified. i am nine, a baseball is thrown hard in my direction. runners on second and third. i am scared of the ball but more of the pressure. swing and a miss, we lose. everyone is angry at me especially my father. i am twenty two, homeless, after my drug addiction stole my family’s trust, frozen on a playground slide, smart enough to understand i created my own hell yet too sad to want to make it stop. i am ten, after school, my teacher is explaining to my parents the scary stories i write about her and the rest of the class burning in hell. “well, he won’t write another story, will you justin?” my mother commands. ”no, i won’t.” i sadly reply. i am twenty three, alone in my room writing stories. no one wants to read them i convince myself yet it is all i want to happen. i am eleven, walking nervously to caroline to ask her to be my girlfriend. jessica approaches and says “look how bad jesus messed up when he made him” the two girls laugh in my ugly face. i am twenty four, on a ledge screaming “i’ll jump, i swear to god, i’ll jump!” my fiancé is crying, all she is trying to do is something I’ll never let her, love me. i am twelve, having a difficult time opening my locker as two popular kids slap the shit out of the back of my head. i am terrified, not standing up for myself. i am twenty five, my wendy’s manager is yelling at me. i don’t know what i did but i know i have nothing left to defend. i am thirteen, science class, a popular kid is daring me to drown the hamsters in the fish tank. i want to be accepted, the hamsters die. i feel nothing inside. i am twenty six, stealing naked juice from a piggly wiggly. a stocky, angry manager sees me, i run, he catches me, and calls the cops. i get locked up. i am fourteen, at my first field kegger, invited by the new kid. i am nervous, drinking a cup of foam as the kids who slapped me walk up “what the fuck? you don’t belong here. ” i look at the new kid for help, he sips his beer. i walk home alone, ashamed. i am twenty seven, dying in a honeymoon hostel in costa rica with my wife. both of us gross, slimy, at the height of junk withdraw, shitting, puking into a full toilet that won’t flush. i am fifteen, skipping class, opening lockers, ripping schoolbooks to shreds. i am not telling anyone about it, i have no one to turn to. i am twenty eight, writing this poem in my dead brother’s room. what the fuck have i been doing with my life? why did i allow each moment to lead here without asking for directions? each memory is a dead dream keeping me from knowing what is best for me. how do i move on? how do i let the past out of my body so i can finally live in the present? how do i make my dreams come true?
Views: 205 Justin Blackburn
The Lorax  - Nostalgia Critic
 
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How can you dumb-down a story intended for 3 year olds? Originally aired on 5/6/2014. Get some Nostalgia Critic T-Shirts here - http://shrsl.com/?~96c0 See more at our Site: http://channelawesome.com Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/channelawesome Like Doug on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Doug-Walker/127127037353766 Like Channel Awesome on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/channelawesome
Views: 2892321 Channel Awesome
Superbad - Dick Drawing Scene
 
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Views: 903391 Smiba
BONGLORD #17: THE DOUBLE PENETRATION
 
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18+. WHAT IS A KING TO A LORD?
Views: 443 Matt Vicki
Tyler, the Creator - Fucking Young (Normal Pitch) Music Video
 
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Tyler, the Creator Fucking Young music video with the vocals set to normal pitch. And for the copyright claims, I do not own any part of this song or video and this is simply for entertainment purposes only. Hope you enjoy. Lyrics Below Day that I met you girl I knew that it was something special But I couldn't put my finger on it (Fuck I can't sing, whatever look) We met through mutual friends (Mutual friends) And this is where the story and confusion begin Cause I was at nirvana but I had to pretend that I wasn't [Pre-Hook] There go the police man (Knocking at my door) Do I leave out the back and (Grab my wallet and coat) Or do I answer real confused like ("I don't know") Now me and she held hands (And we danced, nothing more) She kissed my hand a couple times, (FaceTime when we're bored) There's nobody at the door, (Man I'm so paranoid)fuck, cause [Hook: Charlie Wilson] Cause girl you're perfect, but you're too fucking young (for me) And when temptation calls my phone, I never pick up And girl, you stole my heart but you're too fucking young This is more than a crush, I just might be in love [Verse 1] A six year (Difference) is a ten year (Sentence) And with the (Pigment) on my skin I don't want to be another (Statistic) You bring me (Joy, joy, joy, joy) And you fill a void that was once missing And (I can say I'm in love) [Pre-Hook] There go the police man (Knocking at my door) Do I leave out the back and (Grab my wallet and coat) Or do I answer real confused like ("I don't know") Now me and she held hands (And we danced, nothing more) She kissed my hand a couple times, (FaceTime when we're bored) There's nobody at the door, (Man I'm so paranoid)fuck, cause [Hook: Charlie Wilson] Cause girl you're perfect, but you're too fucking young (for me) And when temptation calls my phone, I never pick up And girl, you stole my heart but you're too fucking young This is more than a crush, I just might be in love [Verse 2] When you're 35, I'll be 41, and when I'm 27, you'll be 21 Yo, this is dumb, and when that time comes for that 1-8 I'll probably run, cause I'm fucking terrified Yo this is dumb,you should find someone else I'm not the one for you, shit, I'm still growing up by myself And mentally you're older than me and that shit doesn't help Cause if they see you with T, they'll think T needs some help So when you mention "hang," I'm thinking about a tree and a belt And I don't want no relation, shit no relation Ship when my dick is longer than my attention- Span, it's gonna suck your shit, it's that kitchen fan It splattered on me like my dick in my hand What? I'm still fucking off, not good at ducking off Because I found a goose that I like, but I'm still running off She gon' want a nest, that's why I cannot get fucking caught That's a scary word, you could save that shit for the birds But I found my wings, fuck, (But you're too fucking young) I really like you, (And when temptation calls, I never pick up And girl, you stole my heart but you're too fucking young) Funny thing about this is, by the time you hear this It won't even matter, I'll be in the clear,it's T and Uncle Charlie (But you're too young, but you're too young, but you're too young)
Views: 3861 FlwrBoi
Lily Allen fuck you song dubsmash FLOSDUBSMASHES
 
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via YouTube Capture
Views: 121 Flos dubsmashes
KEEP GETTING FUCKED OVER BY BS CALL OF DUTY GHOST
 
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Little video of some BS in ghost
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#7 "Get the Girl & Keep the Girl" #Dating #coach #NLP #PUA #Hypnosis Trainer Mike Kollin
 
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#7 "Get the Girl & Keep the Girl" #Dating #coach #NLP #PUA #Hypnosis #Trainer Mike Kollin http://MikeKollin.com Buy my Book http://CracktheFemaleCode.com ON SALE NOW!!! The Fish thank looks good! Alright!! If you are a fish tank guy or aquarium guy, you know what I am talking about! AB, I wasn't getting along with my mom. We haven't been getting along for a long, long time. 22 years. Over the years I basically thought, Screw it! We don't connect. A lot of husbands & Wives do the same thing. Yeah, triggering her mating system and love and getting her to want you is part of it. 80% of the course is about getting along with people. I just gave up, I said screw it. I let them do their thing. And I am going to do mine. It just kept getting worse and worse. Every time we came to no understanding at all. This last thing we had, I am I"m done, I'm out of here. We just had a session where he taught me the deep love strategy and that was a hammer on the head. My entire life I thought my way. This is the way I want to be loved. I said, "I don't think I feel Loved." "I don't think you've ever Loved me my entire life." If you are married, if you have children, family, if you are dating someone, learn this or you will get your ass kicked down the road, absolutely guaranteed... I don't are if you are boss, wife, husband, I don't care who you are. If you don't learn these skills you will go through a ton of pain! NO matter how hard you try to love them, it will continue to blow up in your face. #1 you need to learn the predicate system #2 You need to learn the Deep Love Strategy. #3 You need to learn logical Levels Because they are processing language and love in different parts of their brain. There are a couple of simple, easy things that I can teach you fast! If you push their "Deep Love Strategy" button they will Love you because they Feel Loved! If you don't love them in the way they need to be Loved, you are screwed!! I never felt loved by my mom, but turns out she has Loved me my entire life!!! Let's say you have been dating someone and they are like, 'You don't love me!" Tell them or show them or hug them! One of them will trigger their love! Come in and I will show you how to know and do this powerfully!!! AB "It surprised me how this Life long problem was solved, just like that!" Feel that deep senses of Love! You need to be Loved the way you need to be Loved. Come to our Workshop November 2015 just for the Deep Love Strategy and Predicate system and Logical Levels. $45 per person. Give the real Gift of Love!!! This course is about Love, Communication & Understanding!! What does understanding have to do with picking up on a girl, getting laid, sex? EVERYTHING!!! If your wife or that girl at the club feels like you truly understand her from her perspective, you are In!! Otherwise you are going to pay for dinner after dinner, go on dates pay for more booze, wine and clubs and shows and your not going to get laid, Because she doesn't feel a sense of love or emotional bonding & connection. End the Suffering and Start enjoying life and having fun together with the opposite sex!!! http://MikeKollin.com
Are Selena Gomez & Cara Delevingne Dating
 
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Rumours are surfacing that Selena Gomez got to be a little more than just friends with Cara Delevingne, are the two dating? ------------------------------------------------------------------------- STORY LINKS: Are Selena Gomez & Cara Delevingne Dating? http://bit.ly/1RN2c7F Drunk Driver Drives To Police Station - http://bit.ly/1jsTf8d Walmart Stocks Lube Instead Of Gun Oil - http://bit.ly/1VXm6T8 ------------------------------------------------------------------------- CONNECT WITH US: Website: http://www.informoverload.com Instagram: http://instagram.com/informoverload Twitter: https://twitter.com/InformOverload Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/InformOverload ------------------------------------------------------------------------- IN THIS VIDEO: Danny Burke: https://instagram.com/_BURKISHDELIGHT_ ------------------------------------------------------------------------- EDITED BY: Jessica Gilbert: http://instagram.com/jessicagilbs
Views: 10068 iO Trendz
French Montana & Fetty Wap - Freaky - Feat. Monty ( Coke Zoo ) Lyrics in the description
 
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[Hook: French Montana & (Fetty Wap)] Girl, go and bust it open with your freaky ass Girl, go and bust it open with your freaky ass Girl, go and bust it open with your freaky ass Girl, go and bust it open with your freaky ass I'm getting money with my dogs Project Pat on them hoes I'ma hit it like a dog Then I'ma pass it to my dogs (Shawty know my wrist bright Diamonds, you know they hit like Bitch be on my dick like Ay, shawty want me to hit, aight Aight, aight, aight, aight, 'ey, shawty want me to hit, aight) [Verse 1: French Montana] I'ma hit it like a dog Then I'ma pass it to my dog I ain't going anywhere She wanna take me to the mall Go and bust it open with your freaky ass Go and bust it open with your freaky ass On the back blocks, where the swirly at Me and Puff ridin' where they shot Biggie at Smoking on the weed, poppin' pills From the corners, makin' mills Gettin' top in the foreign Gettin' dome like New Orleans I know this freak, from Hollywood She suck on dick and she do it real good I know this freak, from Hollywood She suck on dick and she do it real good Bottles of Rose, triple stack, drink go up My youngins don't rap man they takin' over 5000 for the pint, 250 for the line [Hook: French Montana & (Fetty Wap)] Girl, go and bust it open with your freaky ass Girl, go and bust it open with your freaky ass Girl, go and bust it open with your freaky ass Girl, go and bust it open with your freaky ass I'm getting money with my dogs Project Pat on them hoes I'ma hit it like a dog Then I'ma pass it to my dogs (Shawty know my wrist bright Diamonds, you know they hit like Bitch be on my dick like Ay, shawty want me to hit, aight Aight, aight, aight, aight, 'ey, shawty want me to hit, aight) [Verse 2: Fetty Wap] Fuckin' this nigga bitch, we in the Days Inn She be lookin' at my wrist like it's amazin' Ay heard ya suckas feelin', that's why they hatin' Scorin' on 'em, Michael Jordan when I'm fadin' Shawty don't want me to hit mine Shawty don't want me to lick 'side Shawty all on my dick, right? Zoo Gang, know we get right Golden rules of the fist fight Get yours, I'ma get mine 10 hoes in my whip like, skurt, skurt If she ain't fuckin' then this bitch bye Zoo Gang, know I run the gang niggas Zoo Gang, know I run the gang niggas Shawty want me to hit, bye, nigga Shooters all in my whip drive, nigga [Hook: French Montana & (Fetty Wap)] Girl, go and bust it open with your freaky ass Girl, go and bust it open with your freaky ass Girl, go and bust it open with your freaky ass Girl, go and bust it open with your freaky ass I'm getting money with my dogs Project Pat on them hoes I'ma hit it like a dog Then I'ma pass it to my dogs (Shawty know my wrist bright Diamonds, you know they hit like Bitch be on my dick like Ay, shawty want me to hit, aight Aight, aight, aight, aight, 'ey, shawty want me to hit, aight Aye, givin' all this dick like Shawty want me to hit, aight) [Verse 3: Monty] 2 hoes on switch sides All that ass got me hypnotized Said she want some dick tonight Zoo Gang, don't make me get the guys See that thing on my hip right Turn this shit to a fish fry Uh, diamonds on my wrist, bright And I hate gettin' mixed vibes Bad bitch, fuck her 10 times Fat ass in her big thighs Fast cash, all this shit lie Back, back, nigga get right [Hook: French Montana & (Fetty Wap)] Girl, go and bust it open with your freaky ass Girl, go and bust it open with your freaky ass Girl, go and bust it open with your freaky ass Girl, go and bust it open with your freaky ass I'm getting money with my dogs Project Pat on them hoes I'ma hit it like a dog Then I'ma pass it to my dogs (Shawty know my wrist bright Diamonds, you know they hit like Bitch be on my dick like Ay, shawty want me to hit, aight Aight, aight, aight, aight, 'ey, shawty want me to hit, aight)
Views: 19547 HH Zone
YOUNG DIAMOND~STAY FLY (MUSIC VIDEO)
 
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I stay fly I stay fly I stay fly Yea you know that's me Drake you know i got it Uh nigga I could do that Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo Nigga's talking like boo who I will be like cu cu Your'l nigga's to foo foo I will be like boo who Make sure you pay me You could comment on my track I don't really give a fuck If you want dislike that You could either like me or hate me Whatever you choose ain't moving Nothing on me See my only aim is for the money And my family I do it so good Nigga don't even beg me I do it unfortunately For a fortunately I do it lately Nigga's wanna talk I got cake Like a bakery I do it cause You cannot sake me Nigga's always wanna come And try disrespect me Like they wanna give me a come back They wanna give me a respond If i sing a track They wanna their With a next song They wanna come and disrespect me I don't give a fuck with them But they watch me Like a tv Watch what i put And watch my clothes Do it so good Cause i write on my shirt Young d Nigga I could print it I could be your dentist Do it so good I could be your apprentice I could have my fashion clothes Nigga print my name on that Young diamond make your girl Come and buy that Cause i know she wanna suck me I know she really want me I know she wet for me Cause she she i am so pretty I know she love me And she tell her friends about me Every time i walk all they do is talk bout me Why the girls talk about me I don't know why All they talk about All they talk about is me Nigga i'm just me I just stay pretty If i ugly Mother fucker trying and hate on me Try to give me that Nigga when i come in the barber shop Make sure you give me a fresh cut Don't even try to disrespect That Nigga I want a fresh cut Fresh like the latest I do it so good Like i am wearing some latex I do it cause i can Nigga survival of the fittest I do it like that Nigga when i use to wear converse All star We call that back in the Caribbean A sebago Nigga i always wanted one of that Nigga And a side pouch Yea you know that's me You know the one over your arm Nigga i still do me I use to wear my pouch] Nigga's wanna hate on me Cause i had my pouch Over my waist Every time i still do me Ha ha ha ha ha Nigga that's back in the days Wish i had my past videos To prove it But i keep deleting them Why i do it oh shit Nigga i should live it So i could tell my children So they could see it So they could see how their father was A baller I do it so good Like shot caller I should live my songs For the future Generations Fuck it men Your'l nigga's Is my creation I do it like a nation Think i should live my past songs To show you how i come up at 16 How i was hotter than you Better than you 17 i still do my thing 18 nigga i am better in the game Cause you know i still do me But i keep deleting Cause nigga's trying and make Me like foolish Do it so good That's why they wanna Do it like a dish I cook your'l nigga's up Your'l nigga's ain't tuna Nigga fish Nigga put it together Your'l ain't tuna fish I just do it cause i can Nigga like dish network I do it I got my own Fucking network I am broadcasting You pro cras tinating Procrastinating I just do it cause i still do me Nigga i am broadcasting Like i am on a television I got my net work nigga High definition Oh men Did i say that I do it so good Do a music video HD And play it on your tv Nigga I just do it Cause you know i still do me Watch me Watch me On your television I moving like a genius I do it jimmy neutron nigga But i move like a electron Huhhhh
Views: 10 YOUNG DIAMOND
The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt - Movie Edition HD Vol. 6 (1440p)
 
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The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt game movie - gameplay and cutscenes from CD Projekt Red's 2015 game edited together for a cinematic experience. This is Part 6 of a multi-part series that will tell the story of The Witcher 3. Subsequent videos in the series will continue the story and will be released when I'm done making them - hopefully on a semi-regular basis. Link to playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLbwWGdqq27Mfb1h0O5CmhtW5aLlnQY1b Want to hear the music from the game that didn't make it into the official soundtrack? Look here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLbwWGdqq27N24N7_Hg-Edar0eYCcCrVa ======================================= Want a movie edition of a PC game you want to see? Make a request on the channel page!
Views: 2970 Movie Edition Games
[osu!] Draw The Emotional - Sad Spring [Lunatic]
 
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Sooki went my home to visit, and of course we've played some osu together. Note: He never used Blue Switches before Note 2: He isn't used to my tablet Note 3: Yeah, he's fast as fuck Skin: You know this skin. Map: https://osu.ppy.sh/s/71738 Statistic: http://osustats.ppy.sh/u/Sooki User: https://osu.ppy.sh/u/Sooki Keyboard: CM Storm Quick Fire TK [Blue Switches] ¬¬___ Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use.
Views: 2137 Uncle Fenrir

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